they obscured my cleavage!
16.12.2025 05:49
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they obscured my cleavage!
I’m saddened to hear that pee pee poo poo passed away
howdy
it’s alluring…
A little of both
yea it’s me
making the usual rounds where I log on and apologize for not using this app and tell you guys I’m still alive and long-form posting on substack instead. Here’s my very official author photo.
sorry I’m still on the other app
I WAS PLANNING* I promise I don’t speak like a caveman. I was on the train typing on low brightness. Didn’t want my train neighbor to see my smut
thank you I planning to focus my january newsletter only on watto’s death and his charming little hat but I stopped myself because my essay was getting weird and sexual.
here 4 chelsea!
at a football match eating stadium scran for the first time. This just tastes like ikea cafeteria food which isn’t so bad. Bummed I was really hoping to eat a hot dog made of mushy peas.
Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
Screencap of the "Grub Grabber Gumby" episode of Gumby, featuring a bipedal Pokey in a chef's hat, with Gumby laid back on a pure red reclining chair, in an eerily lit red velvet colored room.
think the thing about lynch that's mostly hanging around my mind lately is remembering "there is an episode of gumby that almost undoubtedly 100 percent left a deep psychic impact on him"
fav gumby episode it’s so fucked up
sirloin stockade sign, shreveport, louisiana, 1982
sirloin stockade sign, shreveport, louisiana, 1982
FILBERT
Thomas Buchs
one of the coolest things I did this year was drive 3 hours to meet a huge fat bunny named alex the great
Yup!
there’s no need to “um actually 🤓” reply about the Wii 2. It’s a joke! I just thought it would be funny if they released a console called Wii 2. If I wanted to say Wii U 2 I would have said that. I won’t joke around here anymore! Happy new year!
Wii U is not wii 2
2025 predictions:
-nintendo releases wii 2
-costco hot dog price increase
-hillary clinton pregnant
republican infighting is so fun to watch because every person involved is insane. elon vs laura loomer is the funniest one so far imo. That woman will handcuff herself to twitter’s headquarters again. Doesn’t play around.
the other app has been really entertaining lately because elon musk is going insane and it makes me happy to see that. Love that for him.
santas coming tonight tonight santas coming tonight!!!!!!
dr marmot is safe…for now
can’t have shit
this is so funny to me. We just wanted to see the marmots