It's Me! It's TK!

Sir Gawain Fucks the Green Knight Here’s a tale ripe for telling. Can’t say where I heard it first—in pretty French or Dutch. Perhaps as a young lady walking ‘longside the Rijn. I’ll spin it for you in an English tongue, fine as frost on lace, sweet as malmsey wine. So it goes that young Gawain, strength kissed into his limbs, fresh as the bright dawn, comes trembling down to the Green Chapel. You’ve heard this tale, I know. His breath makes peach fuzz in the air, fear into him like worm to apple. Christmas Morn is too soon, time is short. You have your own life to save, he says, picking through thorn and bough to an ivy-clad cave. The creature is the Jack O’ the Glen / forest prince / the wood’s own laughter. Beard of lichen and eyes like dark elder. I need not repeat their exchange—my boy’s flinching heart—a songbird in a rattled cage. It is after the blows are dealt, he asks, what god is worshipped in these green trees? Boy, the Knight replies, boy, were you not just down on your knees? The Knight is the tang of sap / bark rough and petal soft / everywhere leaves scatter / easily crushed / Gawain clings / hardly knows what he clings to / he is the forest and the flower / a turmoil of roots / where god and tree meet and melt / the birch the oak the fern the deer / mushroom maggot crow / here Gawain is branch and bud / blow returned for blow

This is a sheer indulgence on my part, but it turns out I never actually shared the poem here, so:

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Weird Al Yankovic is a Lesbian: a PSA YouTube video by Oddball Artist

Looking forward to seeing this kid on a future season of Smartypants Society tbh

youtu.be/jzT8YOqIp9o?...

Yet another mf banger

Gimme scenes of Obi Wan Kenobi struggling to help Anakin with Algebra 2, pls

I just want a series that tells me about the world building in specific relation to standardized education and also did the cast Baldur's Gate 3 know math

Okay look

I want to watch or listen to a very specific podcast or YouTube series

I want it to be about which fictional characters did or did not know math

Did Anakin Skywalker know math

Did Aragorn know math

Did Chani from Dune know math

Did Daenerys Targaryen know math

I'm just saying. www.wired.com/story/everyo...

Sword of Grutte Pier (Big Pier).

Pier Gerlofs Donia (c. 1480 – 1520) was a Frisian farmer, rebel leader and pirate.

He is said to have been 2.15 meters (7 feet) tall.

Fucking diabolical

Well, now they’re coming for the prosthetics, wheelchairs, and oxygen tanks.

It's over. Time to nurse a migraine and read up on the Counter SOTU event that was happening. Maybe I'll get some writing done. Maybe I'll just quietly leave my mortal shell and sleep among the stars for a few hours.

Idk homie. Idk.

I know the YouTube quality for this Livestream (I'm watching CNN) but it's still genuinely uncanny how airbrushed he looks compared to everyone else. Like a hungry ghost that has taken possession of the event.

Glad we're wrapping up - this SOTU was utterly impossible to follow or retain, as usual.

It's wild to think that most of the people in this room believe that they share the same traits for heroism as a WWII veteran. And tbh, he's endorsing them so maybe they do.

He keeps leaning away from the mic and I keep dissociating, so someone got the medal of honor and that's all I know

He's praising the helicopter like he's narrating a mf Chuck Tingle novel jfc

This is wilddddddd why did we do this??????????????

Why is the kidnapping of Maduro a success? Feels like a dangerous precedent to be setting.

Watching the Dem resolve to silently dissent evaporate as they struggle to maintain a united front. 😩 Tlaib and Omar deserve medals.

Sorry is that person asleep? Are they in thought? Because they looked VERY asleep.

More people working than ever before? Are you......sure?

Wait how will they do that if their nuclear weapons were obliterated? It only took them six months to build back up? That's remarkable.

Since when does he give a fuck about protestors

Wait if Iran's nuclear weapons are obliterated, why are we going to war

He just mumbling beside the microphone. I can't hear a gd thing. What is HAPPENING

The genocide in Gaza. You mean the genocide in Gaza.

These deaths are tragic, but I am good with moving on. I'm not acknowledging these and ignoring the state supported murders.

He could narrate anything and turn it into a horror story tbh

I'm interested in the numbers he keeps throwing out regarding crime. I will never see them, but I'm still interested.

The graphic language that he uses to describe violence against innocents is buckwild. But they know what they're doing and the target demo is eating it up

Obligatory Charlie Kirk jackoff