if being a swaggot with giant tits was a crime i’d be in crystal prison
if being a swaggot with giant tits was a crime i’d be in crystal prison
(getting so mad that my face turns purple) no, the hamster tasted good
(trapaholics voice) Mu-Mu-My Creepy Uncle on The Beat
went kyaking today. had the most serious poop of my life 😭
too humid for casual poops. serious poops only today
the California Creamer strikes again…
bnuuy
jamiroquai has slipped me a 50 for plan B
Have You Heard This One? Pretty Epic If You Ask Me!
LOL
me whenever a Twitter mutual finds me on here
square ass cow (realistic cow texture pack in minecraft. its square and funny looking)
me:
well, twitter is down. where should we go now?
mutual:
idk, maybe instagram?
instagram:
been considering it, cuz I wanna write more so I gotta read more
music
sunday mourning rain is falling!