Wizardo The Foolish

Im gonna hang out with a gargoyle this weekend

This alchemy shit easy

Yeah those guys are not my kind of weird

Only once

The ooze will never let me die

2 billion and 7, but i dont like counting

I've aged again

Short term memory problems got me writing my spells down

That was because you fell asleep in my shoe

Last time you ended up as a wererat didnt you

I've spent the last couple days in a daze. I am now going to be someone's problem

It melted

I put a red dot on a flamethrower

Its weird how being hungry still feels strange

You met me at a very necromancer point in my life

How many spells do I have to cast before I can look at myself in the mirror

White boy no! You hit that shit too hard!

I am neither going to confirm or deny trapping someone in my new model train kit

Let me cook..... omlete

This orc sliding the magic carpet, headlights off

Drinking this mana potion too fast, got me acting mad arcane

She is too cozy to go on a quest

Loot that drops after defeating me:

-extra wizard hat
-unregistered wand
-arcane penjamin
-credit card that expired in 1993
-at least three different kinds of teeth

I will cast spells in a self destructive manner

I was made without my consent by an eldritch terror, im a decent of things that existed before stars were imagined

Like, why can't I get attacked by cosmic horrors more. That I can deal with

I wish more of my problems had a straightforward solution, instead I get hit with moral quanderies

Eradicate that mf now

This new arcane cart making me evil as FUCK

Why is this lung of iron?