My tickle me Elmo just stopped laughing. As if I didn’t have enough on my fucking plate this time of year
10.12.2025 03:50
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My tickle me Elmo just stopped laughing. As if I didn’t have enough on my fucking plate this time of year
This would be a better theory if consumers had any control over what's happening
Pulling this out at work at about 3pm and letting the "snap" of it get everyone's attention
Welcome to THE BEST BOOKS OF 2025: REVIEWER'S CHOICE!! Reactor's book reviewers have come together to recommend their favorite 2025 reads. How many have you picked up?
Counterpoint: if anyone can take down AI it's octopuses
Vancouver gingerbread house sells for $20,000 over asking price
Stocking stuffers for everyone!
Woman with her hair in a bright yellow clip shaped like a road work sign, that reads: caution overstimulated Do not approach
must-have hair clip
My sister was in England a few years ago giving some pubs hell for giving her a "woman-sized" glass of beer
Are you over 18? Y/N
I'll answer that. They don't need anything else and they're not getting it. My privacy is more valuable to me than my need to give jokes away for free on a website.
Bluesky's saying I have to give them an accurate date of birth or they're going to log me out. I'm not doing that, so this might be goodbye.
As I walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death, I can’t help thinking this was a really bad idea
Pity
Happy Holidays, Nigel!
Ty!
that's pretty perfect. Ty :)
I need to get this onto #science bsky 🧪 🔭 🔬
Oh wow! He WOULD love that :)
Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
A green florida against a blue sea, tipped upside down and looking like the Grinch's head
Florida upside down is the Grinch
The original grinch, in profile
fascinating ..
A green florida against a blue sea, tipped upside down and looking like the Grinch's head
Florida upside down is the Grinch
bad news kids Santa used ai to plot his route this year and the sleigh took off 3 days early and crashed into the Alps almost immediately
If santa stole all the presents and money and got himself a boat
Poster for tv show called Hallmark Mistletoe Murders
pay me you bastards lol
It's #Caturday. This is mine chicken. He's Healthy & Local. So am I. Hope you're able to enjoy this day. Hope you too have a chicken 😸 Love you all. Forever. Hugs ❄️💙❄️
Got tased at bingo again
Lately I’ve been getting into roaming the desolate wastelands in search of higher meaning
X-mas battlefield
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