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Great game

Ice breaker win. Say a fact about yourself that sounds fake but is true. Mine silenced the room, "in high school I worked with not 1, but 3 different people who would later end up committing numerous notorious murders. 1 of them would become a famous serial killer."

With the Seahawks on a super bowl run do you know how many fucking times I had to relive the ending of the last super bowl we were in!?!

Well when you say it outloud, lol

That game was incredible.

My 16 year old is finally old enough to understand the complex relationship between Professor X and Magneto. When she watched the first XMen movie at 11 she was woefully unprepared to understand Magneto as a villian, lol.

I think Buffy sets and my fancy angel complete series box set are the only dvds (not bluray) that i still have. I have a very large physical media collection still because what you going to do when the internet goes out, lol.

Still have all mine too!

How were the holidays? Well, the ceiling fan doesn't hold my weight is apparently not a work appropriate response, lol.

"I'm gonna lose my job if you dont stop calling what I spent a bazillion dollars on slop!"

If you ever want lose sleep just remember they have found kinks are often hereditary! Lol

Swear to god I am becoming a Jehovas Witness so I never have to buy another present in my life!

Oh I meant some people just shouldn't talk on the internet, lol.

I swear to god podcasting equipment should be more expensive...

i never plan on going back, that place sucked.

At this point that is all they do anymore, lol.

My 16 year old, who is currently taking chemistry, did not believe me that there are elements on her periodic table that were not on there when I took chemistry in high school, lol.

From personal experience the people in power at Microsoft are not in power because they are smart its because they are sociopaths.

Pretty much the non-hotest take i have heard today, "I dont think Aaron Hernandez will make the nfl hall of fame." No shit? Ya think?

I think every software engineer has that 1 feature that haunts them forever, like its always a problem or it constantly needs tweaks. 9 month in at my new company and I am pretty sure I already wrote mine.

Highlight of my day. Yelling "because people on the internet are assholes" in the engineering office today. I stand by my statement!

There has only been 1 song i ever listened to the first time and was honestly shocked at what I had just heard. In college a coworker brought in a new Eminem CD and he played Kim. I honestly was speechless. Dont get me wrong, i liked the song, but JFC.

Your kids will not appreciate you rolling up to their high school to pick them up and yelling, "Get in loser, we are doing butt stuff!" Father of the year, lol.

Nothing quite as exciting on a Monday than realizing your whole office building got robbed over the weekend. Now we are scrambling to account for everything and figure out what was taken.

Wow, I should never look at pre-bipolar diagnosis facebook! I was a real pain in the ass to everyone just because I thought it was funny, lol. I bullied a friends little sister so much that her husband threatened to kill me and apparently that just made it funnier to me.

You know how many times this week I have had to explain how I fucked up production? I am just tired of explaining it. I made an assumption any reasonable person would have made in the same situation, i am not going to beg for forgiveness for that. Unfortunately it was the wrong assumption.

Johnson is an unashamed boot licker

Oh yeah that is just the cherry on top of today, lol

Wrote a bug, crashed the entire system. Spent the weekend to find the fucking bug. The fallout from the mess tomorrow is not going to be fun at all. This is not my first rodeo, buts it the first time I have done it at my new company, lol.