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Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet 'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

I knew from just this photo it had to be Los Angeles lmao

Barbecue dads

Every random place in California is the most beautiful place you've ever seen

It always feels so ominous when they give this advice lmao

Damn I think we have almost the same father

Love him 🩵 As my husband says, you gotta go hard when you’re that soft

Oh no his tank is so murky…. Do you have a strong enough filters? Turtles are gross little guys.

Utah Hogle Zoo photo, giraffe and parents

In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒

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The only thing that makes this kit perfect is the missing alt text :(

An overhead view of an intricately patterned crocodile head half submerged in water

What's up croc? I tried to get a unique angle of this Morelet's #crocodile (Crocodylus moreletii). #Belize #photography #wildlife #nature

Omg it was made for osmosis jones??? The aughts were a weird ass time.

LA’s darkest hour Last Saturday around 6pm, Regan Cole-Graham, a mother of two and pregnant with her third, was out on a bike ride with her husband and two…

Vista Del Mar
2017: City installs then removes safety improvements
2021-2025: More people die

Pershing Dr
2017: City installs then removes bike lanes
2026: Pregnant mom killed

Westwood Bl
2015: Koretz removes Westwood from Mobility Plan
Today: 3 killed

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It did not go well :(

That’s fucking legendary

Smooth 😎

Everything sucks now :( I couldn’t tell it was AI until I noticed how much something unsettled me at first glance, then I looked closer.

Oh god the AI baby is the stuff of nightmares

Besides the fact that they’re lying… their obvious vice is money. It’s just that greed is so utterly accepted that it’s not even considered.

Same on that last bit though lmao

Comic panel depicting a young man smiling and thinking "man, dick is good."

good morning

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i would again like to remind everyone that NEGATING A FRAME REINFORCES IT

"he's not really targeting criminals" makes it an argument about criminality

"this is a fascist attack" states what is actually happening

START WITH WHAT IT IS
not what it isn't

“I took stock of my other neuroses, like my insomnia and arachnophobia, and asked them when they were going to start earning their keep around here.”

This is great

Like any time someone says "we only used our own data!" they actually mean they only used their own data ON TOP of the dataset stable diffusion was trained on

I don’t want to hear any life advice from a 23 year old, especially not a ‘founder’

Cute but #2 and #4 and ai

If Bezos wasted $75 million daily it would take him nearly a decade to go broke. There can be no just society with billionaires in them. Their very existence as billionaires is a societal failure.

Screenshot of the accessibility settings in Bluesky. It shows two options, “require alt text before posting” and “display larger alt text badges.” Both are at to on.

Using alt text is a way to be kind that you can start doing right now.

It’s right there in your accessibility settings. Turn on require alt text before posting to help yourself remember (worth checking because this app sometimes flips it off for no reason).

Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

Bro 😒