Y’all go get this dog so we don’t have to
06.03.2026 01:06
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Y’all go get this dog so we don’t have to
licking every beached jellyfish I see to make sure I haven't missed out on a new flavor
The Apocalypse requires a continuing divine interest. Between this and the revelation (lol) that people are putting slices of cheese on their honey buns, it's clear that the Almighty has abandoned this place.
The big bloke with a big poke!
This crocodile goes to 11!
Jim Brieske once kicked a 57 yard field goal WITH A RATTLESNAKE THAT HAD BIT HIM STILL ATTACHED TO HIS LEG!
An Arch under performing despite lots of hype you say?
Hey is anybody else wracked with despair and up for some hero shit (canine edition) 👀
Because I’d like to see if we can try and get three (3) ABTCR hounds into new homes this weekend
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Gonna miss Brazile, but I'm also looking forward to seeing his full Arkansas highlight reel. His first big dunk three years ago:
youtube.com/shorts/skjws...
One was a small town Methodist pastor and the other a beloved plant manager, also in a small town.
Not typing this whole thing, but it's the opening paragraph in whidh he says he's pro say, that the defendants caused 3.2 billion in damages, and he has filed 3 other cases, two of them have been dismissed for "legal technicalities."
The most true thing about this paragraph is "The amount of crimes and government interference that were unsupported and strings pulled by the FBI is almost unbelievable." Not almost, buddy.
Dude is a big UNC and Dean Smith fan. Not a "large quantity of girls to choose from on match.com" and it was strange that he when he changed his location to NYC that he still met someone from UNC. They only met once. Wonder why? Can't be a coincidence, must be orchestrated by FBI.
I really can't imagine why he's not really having luck on the dating websites after his divorce. He gets "very little likes sent to me, and they are from women who look like they do not like men in a sexual way," and now he's blocked from those sites while also "being tormented psychologically."
Holy shit y'all. Client got served with unhinged pro se suit. 100 pages single spaced in manila envelope w/ scrawled address. Primary target is FBI. My client "colluded" with FBI to ... I don't know ... destroy his life & cause 3.2 billion damages & ruin his dream of being a college bball ref?
Not seeing the problem here. He says he's, "reached out to thousands of woman." Seems like a legit suit to me.
Wish there was a shortened version. Zurvert glasses? Bergvert glasses?
Alternatively, you could go the opposite direction and call them The Pervert Glasses brought to you by Mark Zuckerberg.
Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.
Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
Across all the results yesterday one thing is clear- the first Dem in the presidential primary to vow that their first act as President will be to raze ICE to the ground and dump the remains in a toxic waste landfill is gonna lap the field
More like a Splenda Daddy!
Politely fried tf outta my man
Just making sure you unmuted this
And then sped it up
Seems bad
The correctest answer.
Now that their messy race is over, do you think they'll be able to patch things up?
Bookmark this for @celebrityhottub.bsky.social annual Father's Day year in review.
"The Big O" Oliver Miller. But that's cheating cause he was a Razorback.
GotG 2
Tamales are delicious. Order them at any new restaurant you go to.
Would a military operation without strategy be able to do THIS?
*USN does a kickflip off the edge of a carrier into the ocean*
