I love how Apple is just intentionally making their OS worse at this point. Like for example Apple Maps. You gotta tap 4+ times just to write in the search bar. Texting? Half of your key strokes won’t register. “But it looks nice” no it doesn’t it looks like shit and uses too much processing power.
There comes a time when you gotta stop referring to your wife/husband/partner as such to your coworkers and just start referring to them by name.
I hate when my friends use like “silly” names for things like breky instead of breakfast or sando instead of sandwich
What ever happened to it being corny to wear the merch of the band you’re going to see?
Me and my friend have been playing mtg remotely with moxfiled and obs… I gotta admit I walk away during his turns he takes way too fucking long
Ok so I love the final fantasy cards in mtg but that’s the only crossover I’m cool with? Like some are ok fine whatever but marvel? Get super heroes out, I don’t want to see Star Trek I’m sorry. And final fantasy is only because I’ve been into both final fantasy and magic since I was 8
I decided to finally take it easy on geminis after a few years of being a pretty outspoken hater but then I realized that the 3 people who annoy me most in my social life were born in early June
Bill Clinton’s ability to talk his dick into people’s mouths should be studied
Do you still eat canned fish on public transit?
And it’s fucking not the game in the ad! Cool roguelike game? Hell yeah, oh wait it’s actually a tactical rpg… why? I don’t understand. Just advertise your game, you’ll get your audience.
Alright I’m fucking sick of mobile game ads really making me want to play a game just to find out it’s nothing like the ad. I know this is a silly issue but I played this game, liked it fine but stopped playing. I see an ad for a cool game! Get excited! See the name, it’s the game I just uninstalled
I don’t care how “nice” you are if you’re doing it for other people’s approval you’re probably the most insufferable person
I’m not watching any movie with Jared Leto in it I’m sorry idgaf how much I liked the series before that. (I don’t care about tron but I just saw he’s supposed to be in pacific rim)
I keep getting ads for scribe because the spyware in my phone understands that I work with a bunch of incompetent losers
The cherry vanilla olipop tastes fucked up.
Coworker went to put his hand on my shoulder and then asked me if I was ok when I recoiled. “Yeah I’m fine I just don’t know what was going through your head where you thought it was ok to put your hands on me in any form”
Anyway, I got Pegasus blast and I fuckin love this thing going to my 3rd beyblade tournament in a couple weeks, hopefully I do better than 9th this time.
Next time some stupid cunt tries to run me off the road I’m calling the cops and pressing charges for attempted vehicular murder I’m so fucking over it
The funniest thing about being like “my phone is always listening to me, I might become a target because of my digital footprint” is I still keep my phone on me 24-7 and wear a smart watch.
The fucked up thing about the D4vd situation is I 100000% believe he did it but I’m still looking at pictures like “is this ai?!”
Do you guys think the new generations propensity for gooning and the advancements in male sex toys is an evolutionary kill switch?
It’s crazy how people will be actively suicidal like planning their death but still go clock in at work everyday. Like are you giving up or nah
Placed 5th in the fist round, second round was single elimination bracket and I lost immediately
lol. Not bad for a first tournament
The only reason the Nextel walkie talkie phone, you know “where you at?!” Isn’t ranked up there with the sidekick is because only like… my mom and drug dealers had one.
Oh yeah I mean she’s always been racist it’s just the dog whistles weren’t loud enough
Wait are you telling me Gwen Stefani, the white woman that wore a bindi and then later went on to culturally appropriate Japanese street fashion is… a racist trump supporter?
So this has developed a bit. I’m now on a beyblade team. Like an actual tournament going beyblade team.
Round meal is intriguing
Why is there still Flintstones vitamins and fruity pebbles but there’s no fucking Flintstones cartoon anymore?
