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Julie Saunders

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Writer. Lover. Cephalopod-fearer. Creator of spooky audiodrama Believer: A Paranormal Mystery. Also sketch, improv, TV, film. Recently became someone’s mother. She/her

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Blood red background. Never Whistle at Night, Part II: Back for Blood in black font. On the left, a long list of all the contributors to this sequel anthology in alphabetical order:

JAKE ARROWTOP
SONIA MARIE BARRY
BILLY-RAY BELCOURT
KIMBERLY BLAESER
JESSICA DOE
DEBRA MAGPIE EARLING
ALICIA ELLIOTT
RAMONA EMERSON
A.J. EVERSOLE
SHANE HAWK
JESSICA JOHNS
STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES
SHAAWAN FRANCIS KEAHNA
TOMMY ORANGE
ALINA PETE
MAT RUDEWALKER
JIM TERRY
ERICA TREMBLAY
THEODORE C. VAN ALST JR.
P.C. VERRONE
JOSHUA WHITEHEAD

Blood red background. Never Whistle at Night, Part II: Back for Blood in black font. On the left, a long list of all the contributors to this sequel anthology in alphabetical order: JAKE ARROWTOP SONIA MARIE BARRY BILLY-RAY BELCOURT KIMBERLY BLAESER JESSICA DOE DEBRA MAGPIE EARLING ALICIA ELLIOTT RAMONA EMERSON A.J. EVERSOLE SHANE HAWK JESSICA JOHNS STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES SHAAWAN FRANCIS KEAHNA TOMMY ORANGE ALINA PETE MAT RUDEWALKER JIM TERRY ERICA TREMBLAY THEODORE C. VAN ALST JR. P.C. VERRONE JOSHUA WHITEHEAD

Reminder of our amazing table of contents. 21 Native and First Nations horror stories coming at you September 22, 2026.

12.01.2026 06:44 👍 75 🔁 41 💬 3 📌 8

Anyway today I spent 20 minutes googling “why is one contact lens more blurry than the other” until I finally figured out that I was only wearing one contact lens, so I guess you could say I’m pretty good at this life stuff

12.01.2026 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I recommend babywearing while walking your dogs if you really like hearing strangers say “You’ve got your hands full!”

08.12.2025 21:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In LA, the freezing point is when your coconut oil is a solid.

01.12.2025 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MAGA top minds are, at this very moment, hard at work inventing an even harder "r"

22.10.2025 23:29 👍 197 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0
Rolling Stone excerpt about Montana’s ballot initiative to combat Citizens United

Rolling Stone excerpt about Montana’s ballot initiative to combat Citizens United

This is the best political news I’ve seen in a very long time — so please pass it on👇

Each state can limit Citizens United in their own state & they don’t have to wait for other states to do it.

Our new @rollingstone.com piece based on our new book MASTER PLAN. Get the book at LeverNews.com/book

18.10.2025 14:56 👍 5690 🔁 2390 💬 142 📌 298

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

19.10.2025 22:47 👍 6553 🔁 815 💬 162 📌 78

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

18.10.2025 17:30 👍 5262 🔁 1625 💬 18 📌 25
Selfie of a thirtysomething white woman, her chest obscured by a baby’s arm and sunhat.

Selfie of a thirtysomething white woman, her chest obscured by a baby’s arm and sunhat.

No Kings Yes Boobs, i guess

18.10.2025 22:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Couldn’t go to a protest today because my baby is too young to be around crowds and depends on me for food, but I did wear a deep V and forget my cool breastfeeding shawl so I was fully tits out on the streets of Culver City which seems like…something

18.10.2025 22:50 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

And it’s missing labia minora, which means it’s post-menopausal. So at least it’s age-appropriate

15.10.2025 22:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are being so immature about that Time cover. I mean, all these jokes about Trump’s “neck vagina?” It’s clearly a vulva.

15.10.2025 22:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Writers Guild Rips ABC’s Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ From Air: “The WGA Stands With Jimmy Kimmel and His Writers” SAG-AFTRA also released a statement following the news, noting, "The decision to suspend airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' is the type of suppression and retaliation that endangers everyone’s freedoms."

🚨 Join us TODAY at 12 PM at the main Disney Gate at 2201 W Alameda Ave in Burbank to protest ABC and tell them to bring back #JimmyKimmel.🚨 www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

18.09.2025 17:27 👍 853 🔁 379 💬 18 📌 27

OceansGate: Don’t you want to visit the wonders at the bottom of the ocean?

Me: No, I’m good

14.09.2025 00:23 👍 58 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 1

Imagine if he just keeps landing at different airports and then getting deported until there’s no place left

13.09.2025 23:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Gordon Cole, FBI Agent and sweetheard

Gordon Cole, FBI Agent and sweetheard

THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.

12.09.2025 19:53 👍 2285 🔁 671 💬 11 📌 7

The Denis O’Hare episodes are peak. The monologue in Pro Se where he starts losing his grip on reality is one of my favorite TV acting moments ever.

13.09.2025 17:29 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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oh. don't call it that

29.08.2025 02:35 👍 1306 🔁 190 💬 55 📌 71
Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs

Radioactive wasp nest found at site where US once made nuclear bombs

please god just let me have this, I swear I’ll only use my wasp powers for good

31.07.2025 00:45 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I love how he lowers his voice while answering so that he doesn’t scare the kittens

16.07.2025 19:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m bald. I don’t know how anything works. People don’t like my comedy. Fine, I’ll do it. I’ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.

21.05.2025 19:40 👍 5521 🔁 381 💬 151 📌 30
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Intelligence on Earth Evolved Independently at Least Twice Complex neural circuits likely arose independently in birds and mammals, suggesting that vertebrates evolved intelligence multiple times.

New research provides the best evidence yet that birds and mammals did not inherit the neural pathways that generate intelligence from a common ancestor, but rather evolved them independently.

17.05.2025 16:18 👍 413 🔁 61 💬 17 📌 14

If Pope Leo is an arsonist, you’ve got easy crossover potential with the rest of the Chicago series. I’m just saying.

09.05.2025 19:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The Library of Congress has a children’s section?

09.05.2025 19:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“I used to have to send these things to someone else, but the good news is, that guy doesn’t have a job anymore!”

08.05.2025 15:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump, on Tariffs, Says ‘Maybe the Children Will Have 2 Dolls Instead of 30’

Trump, on Tariffs, Says ‘Maybe the Children Will Have 2 Dolls Instead of 30’

Oh god, we elected Scrooge

02.05.2025 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My main takeaway from THE BABADOOK was to always pre-read new children’s books before I show them to my child

26.04.2025 00:16 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.

Two NYT headlines stating the WH wants to promote more childbearing and the EPA is ending testing for chemicals that hurt children.

Two headlines in the New York Times today.

22.04.2025 03:25 👍 30827 🔁 10566 💬 1380 📌 895

[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

21.04.2025 08:58 👍 2820 🔁 372 💬 37 📌 11

So do we do Young Pope now or…?

21.04.2025 18:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0