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AmeliaπŸ€πŸ§œπŸ»β€β™€οΈ

@m3rmaidmelia

35. wife + mum. hairstylist. β™ŒοΈ. directioner. chicagoland. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ cubs. packers. wisco. blackhawks. mental health advocate. diet-culture dropout. tattoo & smutty book enthusiast. you’ll find me fighting the patriarchy & crying over One Direction.

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Oh how I miss his articulate speeches…

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s one for you:

She’s the only person/outlet I’ve seen speak on this absolute baffoonery

06.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lived long enough to see the country honor his efforts by…shitting on them

05.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine gets roughly 32-35 highway and 30-32 in town.

06.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

75% of the song titles are also almost the entire lyrics of that song lol.

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The amount of drivers that don’t know how to utilize a roundabout, or the right-of-way rules of a 4-way stop, deserves to be studied.

06.03.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Harry for Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.
#HarryStyles #Kattdo

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Yeah it’s been here since Wed I think. I sadly won’t be going though bc A) I’m broke & B) I already pre-ordered the vinyl

06.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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HAPPY HS4 TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE!! #KATTDO πŸͺ©πŸ’žπŸ«ΆπŸΌ

06.03.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve had mono 6 times…

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cricket was the name of the puppy that Kristi Noem murdered.

05.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 18085 πŸ” 3603 πŸ’¬ 610 πŸ“Œ 213

A couple things…

The β€œconflictβ€œ in Iran *IS* a war.
It is a war of choice.
It is warfare without conscious.
It was unprovoked.

And I’m sick and tired of people suggesting & implying the only tragedies herein are that US Service Members have died. The people of Iran are innocents in this conflict!

05.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 13713 πŸ” 2874 πŸ’¬ 574 πŸ“Œ 140

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

05.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 12702 πŸ” 3532 πŸ’¬ 256 πŸ“Œ 92

It PAINS me that we won’t have Jasmine in our congress anymore.

04.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congresswoman Balint just said β€œLOL BET!! β˜•οΈβ€

04.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But also: Eli walked so Aaron could run

04.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Deserves a spot in the Louvre tbh

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Pantera + iced coffee + Home Goods = 🌸✨🩷SEROTONIN🩷✨🌸

04.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

✢ ✢ Happiest birthday to the city that doubles as our bestie. The world is a better place with Chicago in it!! ✢ ✢

04.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

don't go, it's not the same when you're gone and it's not good to be all alone

04.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IL said β€œfuck your DOJ, we’ll do it ourselves!!”

04.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the #FridgeCigarette!!!!

04.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should we just search romantic comedies on Netflix and then see what we find?

04.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love that red-headed, one-eyed man

04.03.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wonder what the storyline is? I never finished 5 bc I don’t like third-person POVs.

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This is mine

04.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me every minute of every day @ myself:

04.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

04.03.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 9928 πŸ” 968 πŸ’¬ 329 πŸ“Œ 56

What in the ever-loving Divergent is going on here?

04.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0