Yankee Papist

Taco Tuesday implies THAC0 Thursday

If you say “The Cathedral” with a straight face you are not a real guy to me. I’m sorry, I can’t hear you.

i mean i don't smoke anyway, but you get my point

if I had a 5% chance of immolating myself every time i lit a match, i would not smoke

In Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition ("AD&D 2e"), a psionicist has a 5% chance of disintegrating himself every time he tries to disintegrate something else. that's actually pretty high!

i can hook you up with my friend ea-nasir, he's got some copper

anyway it's the best version of the game. it took me almost until the age of 25 to realize how bizarre a phrase 'nonweapon proficiency' is

in ancient greek, the word for 'neck' and 'bare feet for some reason' are the same

this one's me (evil asteroid-sized beholder)

hey now,,,

as always in everything, diterlizzi is an upgrade, but i think this is one of his weaker ones

Crabman, or mancrab, as you will

some of the most beautiful and evocative art. And this

the complete druid's handbook has the rules for child labor

I love it more than anything before or since

I thought I hated Ms. Rachel, and then I met her peers and friends

just tell them you use AI to synergize your deliverables in accordance with best practices; then make yourself another drink

water genies are persian (they have a 'padisha'); air and fire genies are arabic (they have respectively a 'caliph' and a 'sultan') and earth genies are turkic (they have a 'khan'), in AD&D 2e

canonically, "merchants" are a subcategory of "thieves" in AD&D 2e

I think I'm just going to make this account exceedingly irregular Advanced Dungeons and Dragons ("AD&D") Second Edition ("2e") content

I'm sure I knew a guy named Reit in college. I assume he played squash

the gender neutral term for a mafia crew boss is capex

this would be very difficult

I guess I'm willing to believe that he doesn't feel that he should want to be the story and is *trying* not to want that, and I would give partial credit for that. but nothing in the man's public persona prior to 2025 gives reasonable grounds for believing he's reluctant to have his name in print

oh sure. I just think "running for office" and "desiring attention and to be a public figure" are two of the most grievous sins a man can commit while not technically breaking laws, and he's done both.

he does seem to be doing good work in MN, but we're also hearing about it.

as tribune of the extraordinarily unpleasant, I,,,

if the journalist shot him in the mouth with a slingshot and stole his bicycle, I would say she had gone, perhaps, a little too far

oh I never read articles I just want will stancil to retire from the internet

will stancil is incredibly annoying.

so are most journalists, but this one isn't hard, I think

Ok I may have written this guy off too easily

I really dislike the way Ms. Rachel talks down to my two year old