Banjon

"by which i means I have a bear with me, so watch it"

Of course they are. Other countries aren't actually real, are they?

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

A humble bragg?

I've sent much of the past 20 years dealing with condocs- both inputting to their creation and responding to them. And it was quite jarring to see someone insist to that they always contain every option imaginable

Ah well, I got blocked for that.

That's... That's not how consultation documents work at all?

It's interesting (or not) that they interpreted the term supply in the general sense rather than supply in the electricity act sense.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

Not necessarily. But it's interesting timing for a number of reasons

In energy nerd news the CEO of ofgem has just landed the perm sec role at DESNZ.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

There's something deeply undignified about this

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New LEGO set for our times

Headline from both the 16th Century and tonight's Spurs game:

Questions For Tudor Following Palace Catastrophe

such a power move to start the hymn Jerusalem with "and". All these other hymns are like "ooh hallelujah" and "ahh almighty" but Jerusalem's just like "WE'RE MIDWAY THROUGH A CONVERSATION ABOUT ANCIENT FEET. GET ON BOARD"

I was once bitten by a tiger

WeRateTheDogsOfWar?

NYT quoting Trump: He said that on a scale of 1 to 10, he would rate the American war effort a 15.

I am sorry but I just don't think the dog rating guy should be running a war

I'm on a Sea Peoples diet

I see peoples, I eat 'em

The influencers leaping to Dubai’s defence [FREE TO READ] As missiles streak across the region, unfazed residents insist they ‘know who protects us’

‘British expats, he claimed, were refusing to fill out evacuation forms provided by the British government “just in case it somehow turns into a tax form instead”.’

No notes.

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Making the Allister Heath headline generator talk about the Allister Heath headline generator

With apologies to those who aren’t quite as enmeshed in London politics or remember his 2018 deselection, just to make clear Wales isn’t a serving politician but previously led the council for decades. Poor phrasing on my part, assuming too much brainrotted knowledge of past Labour wars.

Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound

And they have access to all the keys.

The ‘wind mills’ Trump hates mean the UK is at least somewhat less exposed to the spike in gas prices he just triggered.

Is this when the Trump administration notices that the US Navy subcontracted much of its minesweeping capabilities to the Europeans and Japanese?

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

What does this mean for war with France?