Schuyler (þ ≈ th, ð ≈ th, þ ≠ ð)

A four panel comic: 1) Eggbug's spirit has a halo and looks upon its dead self as Death extends a hand and says "It is time to go.". 2) Eggbug holds Death's hand and asks "Was I a Good Eggbug?". 3) Death responds "No." while holding up a bag of Chosts treats. 4) "I'm told you were the best." continues Death as they walk away together.

I'm going to miss Cohost.

It's Safety Þird (3rd) [of þe monþ]! Make sure to test your GFCIs and smoke detectors and inspect your fire extinguishers.

Don't have a fire extinguisher? Þe exit from your kitchen is a good location for your first (1st) fire extinguisher.