"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."
this is still the realest thing ever said about america
Where are all the white people who were bitching about brown people taking their jobs?
I think a lot about a post by someone who ran a hobby shop of some form (forget if it was a comic shop or Warhammer store or what) that basically said putting up a little rainbow flag sticker on the door was the best business decision they made because they served as That Guy repellants.
Into the garbage bin they go, right next to Target.
We don’t need your shitty brands! You’re expendable but trans people are not.
“I’m apolitical. I’m really intimidated by all this stuff and I want people to like me. I’m scared and a little dumb. Can we still hang? I’m sorry. Why are you mad at me! Okay change of plans I am conservative.”
I am increasingly convinced that “apolitical“ means “I‘m kind of dumb, sorry.”
Dear god
Once a guy told me "you have hands soft like a priest's" & I glowered at him "at least say bishop you cur" I told him
This post is dedicated to @brotherstone.bsky.social
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face
Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now
I, too, think tens of thousands of people should go to prison because sometimes I smell something I don't like
If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken
Improvement! Maybe one day we can figure that out before we get to the bomb dropping step of the plan.
"If you listened to the campus left over the years.."
Most adults actually don't spend much time thinking about what college students are up to. That's a bizarre hobby that only exists in the elite media clique.
I would commit a crime.
Imagine you work your fingers to the bone as a ballboy and some idiot comes along and undoes all your hard work. Fuming.
"Each day...someone has to die so that President Nixon won't be, and these are his words, 'the first President to lose a war.'...How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"
— John Kerry before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, 1971
“Enchanté,” I say, shaking your dog’s paw.
youtu.be/j8fHNdrZTSI?...
The left tried for decades to pass green energy subsidies, passed them, the subsidies worked, and now literally the entire planet's electricity grid is going to convert to solar+battery. It just doesn't feel like "tech" because it mostly produces kinda boring blue collar jobs instead of billionaires
The drunk uncle theory.
You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there
OK Tracer Bullet was good but I assume we're all in agreement that this is the all-time BEST Calvin & Hobbes strip, correct
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
Disney Plus has the old Muppet Show episodes and they are so so so good.
Restore Customs and the Secret Service to the Treasury.
Restore TSA and the Coast Guard to the Dept. of Transportation.
Restore FEMA to its original independent status - hell, make it a whole Department, we're going to need it.
Restore all the small random agencies to Justice.
Be done with it.
Disney Plus has the old Muppet Shows and they are an absolute delight.
Nazi Tattoo guy who hasn't won shit front and center but Mayor of NYC over to the left
