Postman turned up right at the bit in Homeward Bound when Shadow is saying ‘the only thing you have left to learn is how to say goodbye’. I think he wanted to hang around to check I was OK…
Test cricket… seriously
Think he's getting him muddled up with Len Bono
I realised once I was listening to Portishead in Portishead like some sort of insufferable 6 Music walking tour
The local deli said I could take any cheese I want as long as it wasn’t Greek. I’ve been given unfetaed access
Ghee: Clarified
Say what you want about the universe but it’s quite literally giving me a new Civilisation game and a new Dream Theater album on the same weekend
Totally missed a new Jon Brion score! What a treat
Good for anyone who finds Dry January a wake up call about unhealthy reliance on alcohol or a lesson that they’re happier and more productive sober - For me it’s mainly realising just how much wine makes my life more pleasurable, is that bad?
ATTN: Clients. I've just accidentally discovered the new modulator MIDI effect in Logic and now I'm twice the composer I was this morning
Bleets?
LinkedIn Premium really paying off over the festive period
Conversely, influenza is a smart cheat code for dry January. Unless Strepsils count?
‘Oooh love me’ - Pathetic
Rodri is a shoo in for the Ballon D’Or again at this rate
My favourite genre of lunch is 3 very different well designed deli salads that don't go together crammed into the same small cardboard box
Every time I see this goal I think he's missed it
Bands who have a high proportion of their biggest hits featuring the same word - Madness and ‘House’, Tears for Fears and ‘World’, The Monkees and ‘Believer’. Any more?
My daughter was feeling very ill at dinner so she took herself upstairs, put Iron Maiden on her Yoto player at max volume and fell asleep with it 1cm from her ear 🫡🤟
When I use a cleaning product from the very back of the cupboard that hasn't been sprayed in ages I wonder if it comes as a shock to it
I am now a very good food reviewer 👍
Pret's veggie sandwich this year claims to be 'Very Merry', but at around 90% wet carrot & tongue-numbingly medicinal levels of clove there's little chance of tasting the insipid stuffing or the advertised Port and orange sauce spread thinner than Tiny Tim - merriment is not on the menu
Days since putting a bass slide in a cue: 0
When I do my first post on here I'm gonna make sure it's really bloody good, not like all the stuff I used to do
