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Westongreenman (hoe/hoe)

@westongreenman

Gardener and sometimes amateur writer. Did one wedding as a celebrant once. Beer loving grandad. Slowly becoming veganish

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For a split second I didnt notice your gloved hand and thought "bloody hell, that's a huge spud!" ๐Ÿคฃ

04.03.2026 18:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have to agree, before we hear her, we can see she doesn't submit to boring conventions. That's a brilliant outfit! Shake them up Hannah!

02.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A few more photo from the weekend.

01.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just back from a stag weekend that included a Tiny Rebel brew house and an 11 mile wild hike. Beers were good.

01.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quiet at work so was asked to help the apprentice with their nomenclature/ Latin names and plant i.d.
Great day so far ๐Ÿ˜

26.02.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoying a bit of terror.
#beers
(A king of terror from President is, im sorry to admit, a bit too topical right now.)

24.02.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stay strong bud, 24 hrs makes a world of difference.

24.02.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Picture dump pt2

23.02.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Picture dump before I clear some space.

23.02.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's beer o'clock so I'm cracking open a newbie. Distant North from Fierce Beer . Soft and dank.

23.02.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sincerest condolences Moose. We never communicated but I've enjoyed your posts for as long as I can recall and know you'll be hurting.

23.02.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac.  It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list ,but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist.

Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It's an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list ,but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can't exist.

Here's why Americans and other non-native English speakers struggle.

23.02.2026 10:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youngest son runs on Sundays. He likes to get to different locations as much as possible. Almost without fail, rail services let him down whenever he books a ticket to Bath. Fortunately I was awake enough to grab a coffee to go and drive him to his venue instead.
#britishfail

22.02.2026 12:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starting well tonight.

20.02.2026 18:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This bad boy is going to be mine. I can say it with confidence as it's already been dispatched, apparently. @waterstones.bsky.social

20.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also today, finally got to use the rest of my birthday @waterstones.bsky.social vouchers. Ordered an exclusive copy with hand coloured end sheets and page edges. Its pretty!

20.02.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#Realale #beer #craftbeer #craftale Morrisons had a voucher/4 for 3 offer...

20.02.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd love to say but they are a generic brand off the tik tok shop. They do have a timer, brightness control and selection for all white, red range and blue range of light.

20.02.2026 12:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh I can imagine they're perfect! Nice souvenir!

18.02.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How the chillies are going so far. Seeds started in an airing cupboard and in a heated propagator for direct comparison.

18.02.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"The morning takes its time to arrive. " love that.

18.02.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im in the process of finding a new author. Either that or I hold on to those vouchers until my current ones release something new.

15.02.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eldest boy has been collecting vinyl. Colours in particular. Elvis was a surprise winning visited. Pink rare print.
#records #vinyl #music #collectors

15.02.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nature will win. If one plant doesn't survive,another will, it just takes time to find which.

15.02.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Shepton Mallet, looking good in the rain yesterday #buildings

13.02.2026 09:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I live in the UK where no one is more than 70 miles from the coast. I am personally around 1 mile from a beach.

12.02.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the future kids! A.I.making decisions on your medical and financial wellbeing. Go ahead,put your trust in robots...

12.02.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when Gary Lineker, who as far as I know pays tax in the UK, was told to stick to football?

12.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 245 ๐Ÿ” 65 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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