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Alexis Rose is my soul twin.

Operation Epic Fury has to be the stupidest fucking name ever devised for a military operation. It's giving 7 year old playing with Army Men energy.

And fuck Mark Carney and his stupid Davos speech. Just another useless cuck politician full of hot air and bullshit.

Bitch if you think you're gonna come between me and Ms Vickie there will be a problem.

Happy Anna Howard Shaw day you beautiful little tarts.

Seeing my former morning coworkers this weekend. They said they missed me, I said I always thought I was an Uber bitch.

"Oh you were, but you were OUR uber bitch!"

I've never felt more loved.

Rest in Bliss, Catherine O'Hara. What an absolute legend and a terrible loss. Your memory will live on in the influence you had on and the joy you brought to so many lives.

Thinking sympathetic thoughts to Eugene Levy today. ❤️

Not sure if you're a drag race watcher but there was a queen on a recent season, Lexi Love, who performed a couple times on roller skates. Incredibly impressive.

Upgraded from a Pixel 6 to a Pixel 10, got 5x more data on my new plan, and I'm going to SAVE $30 a month compared to my current phone bill, despite the Pixel 6 having been paid off.

Damn.

Interesting how one hour after posting this, ICE is now nowhere in the top trending topics.

🤔

Mark Carney can make all the historic speeches he wants. He's still a useless cuck to Trump. Canada deserves better.

@bsky.app I'm trying REALLY hard not to be a tinfoil hat right now.

Can you please explain why, when trying to drill down into the #1 trending topic on your app - ICE - I get an error and 0 results, but the second topic - Super Mario Galaxy - works just fine?

Asking for 300M friends.

The piece of shit that murdered Renee Good suffered "internal bleeding" officials say.

Pre-existing hemorrhoids don't count you fucking loser.

Who remembers Ventrilo?

Some real good times with the old crews. I love remembering them, but hate that they're gone.

Give me mustard or give me death. Unless hummus is considered a condiment, then things get complicated.

#agdq2026 just smashed 2.4 MILLION dollars raised for the Prevent Cancer foundation this week.

Once again I am humbled by the community and my heart is full. The energy is palpable.

The saddest part is - those people exist.

Thanks Doug!!

GDQ is my absolute favorite event to watch every winter and summer. Amazing talent, the absolute best community, and the crazy good feels associated with a group of people coming together to support great causes.

2 MILLION HYPE!!!

Every time I hear someone complain about our healthcare system, all I can think is "how nice it must be to have never experienced hardship".

From $20k in debt and nothing in my account to no debt and $40k in savings as of yesterday.

15 years of hard work and smart spending. It's not exactly 1%er wealth, but I remember when mom used to have to hand wash our clothes in the bath tub.

It feels good to look back at the climb from there.

This is absolutely the peak time in my life for me to have chosen the slutty moustache/stubble look.

I trust you've seen the hysterical redacted cards? 🤣

I never thought I would be an MTG person. Then my friend convinced me recently to play a game with her.

It only takes one.

Just passed a lady while we were both walking the same way up the street, startling her a little. We both turned and apologized to each other at the same time.

If that isn't the most Canadian shit.

Apple cider cupcakes with buttercream frosting and a dusting of cinnamon.

First time making/piping buttercream, so forgive the... "Rustic" look, but I'm pretty happy with how these turned out.

Apple cider cupcakes with apple cider reduction buttercream.

Merry Christmas from my parents' foster, Haven.

🥰

That feeling when you want to bail on your plans and just spend the night cuddling with the dog and get a text asking to postpone as you walk out the front door.

-8°C with no wind:
"Oh honestly this isn't bad at all. This should be a nice, crisp walk."

-8°C with the slightest breeze:
"Cocytus is real and I live there. The sun's mercy has forsaken this land."

Cuteness aggression activated.