06.03.2026 14:10
👍 2798
🔁 522
💬 44
📌 29
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
"- Not on Trump. on R E P U B L I C A N S."
Dear Democrats,
All you need to do is blame everything shitty happening now on the Republicans. If you don’t know how to do this, just cut and paste from when they did it to Obama and Biden.
Love,
Me
Online gambling companies are the 21st century equivalent of Big Tobacco—with the bonus of insider trading corruption and providing fuel for election conspiracy theories
main gain of Markwayne's reign: one stained fuckplane
we're all excited about Noem's contract release but she was fully guaranteed, that's a big hit in dead money
Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.
They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.
tapping the sign
I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.
honestly feel we need to institute steroid test for cops and also probably right wing senators and influencers
I got an angry email from a Platner staffer for this so I guess I struck a nerve?
At Y! Sports: A month removed from the 2026 NBA trade deadline, let's get caught up on how some familiar faces are doing in new places, in what many are calling "the only piece of writing published on the Internet today featuring Luke Kennard layups." yhoo.it/40dgnho
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
For the record, this is my favorite Cleveland song: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBaC...
biden couldn't get rid of the post office guy
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.
But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.
DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.
“.. Johnson, 45, tried to keep the children quiet by telling them he would share millions of dollars in restitution money he expected to receive from the Trump administration in connection with his Jan. 6 case.”
@npr.org
www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
He fired Kristi Noem while she is speaking live. Lmao
A sitting Republican senator says he is so scared driving in DC that he doesn't wear a seatbelt out of fear he might get carjacked and won't be able to escape www.mediaite.com/media/tv/rep...
feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined
Trump Fingers Mullin as New DHS Secretary
absolutely dying reading the press release. why is this so funny to me
This is exactly the kind of obnoxious passive-aggressive approach I'm talking about
we’re gonna nuke the cartels, aren’t we