𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝘀𝘁⭑𝗿

Yall were losing THE RECIPES we gotta start getting locked in on them soap opera shows our mommas used to make us watch while they did our hair. QUICKLY

How you know when you grown enough to get a cast iron skillet? Ion think I’m there yet

I hate when a mf use the new car smell air freshener. This is a 2012 Nissan Sentra cut it out

In my head it’s still summer I never gave a fuck Gimmie a liquor coat and let’s GOO

Imagine if we didn’t have gps yall mfs would be lost asl tryna find the club at 10pm w 3 drunk bitches in the backseat

Literally 😭

These kids must be made of armor how tf are they walking around in shorts with no jacket no nothing 😭

Mannn why sb was running for the bus and face planted 😭 bro still missed his bus 😭😭

So yall wearing yall jeans inside out now? We really ran outta shi to put on 😭

Yt people always doing sumn mf talking bout having chicken noodle soup with tortilla chips for dinner 🤣🤣

Have you ever heard two white women that don’t like eachother talk? “No it was great Ashley” “yeah super Rachel” “totally”

Why coworkers be so mf chipper at 7am,
No it’s actually not a good morning carol stfu talkin to me 😭

I seem coo rn but deep down I want a seafood boil

Crazy work 😭😭😭

Yall know yall dead wrong for sending them babies thanksgiving leftovers for lunch today😭😭

Yall taking this pour one out for the homies too deep got mfs pouring out a bottle of 1942 THEY AINT BUY

If i say I wanna watch a Christmas movie and you put on sumn made after 2010 you must be eliminated

Be honest who really went Black Friday shopping on Black Friday we’ve had the same deals all month

The bots need a new scam these mfs been telling me my package stuck at usps for 3 years 😭

If you’re making chitlins today I promise when sb ask to get a plate they’re not talking about from you

This is yall only reminder this year. YOU CANT EAT AT EVERYBODY HOUSE. Ion wanna hear you found out your cousin has 4 cats who sat on the counter and tasted the mac and cheese that was yo fault do yo research

I better not see nobody posting plates this year we been seeing the same nasty ass plates since 2012

I need tiktok to make audio comments cuz some of yall need to hear wtf I’m saying

My bestfriend is really my voice of reason. Too bad I’m I’m unreasonable

Men be so full of shit🤣

Never let a nigga meet your mom 🤦🏽‍♀️ when yall get into it he finna call her and tell on you

Describe your in-person social skills in one image.✨

I need show suggestions 🗣️

Why do it take 5-7 days for companies to process my refund yall mfs took it out in 4 seconds put it back just as fast