human skeleton

fortunately, there is one treatment

theres still time 🌝

Gorton Freeman

JC Denton

are. people talking about uk politics, or classic gaming?!
#gaming #90skidswillknowthis

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

e.t. in fortnite when

The Chinese word for failure is the same as opportunity which is why my Chinese doctor told me I was in end stage renal OPPORTUNITY

If I were an army sergeant, I would make my troops draw straws, and tell them if they draw a short straw, they can’t eat any candy in the army. But here’s the twist: all the straws are long straws. Then I would throw a big candy party. This would endear my troops to me and ensure tactical victories.

stop making me look at those horrible men

hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎

Baby hugs a teddy bear in an autumnal landscape where coffee beans also fall from the sky. Text: We’ve never heard of glamp. (we love oils) A repeated watermark says Country Babies Life.

hell yeah, time life mysteries of the unknown

a friend's husband once said to me "on Instagram when i get ads theyre from influencers instead of companies and it so it feels like i have angels visiting me to recommend great products" and i had to keep talking to him for like 25 minutes after that

im 80% sure that the trench knife was recommended in the Zombie Survival Guide, and am heartily ashamed of this knowledge 😔

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

crankin

Leon from blade runner

what do you mean, I’m not mogging?

Encarta 97

Laughs are cheap, he's going for gasps

tearfully begging the husky fireman to save my home while they pose and enjoy cigars

“it’s right over there,” i sob
“you could just turn around”

love too haggle over precise wording 🤗

i will NEVER review my purchases

It's happening

taking little sips out of the wrong grail

solidarity with minneapolis

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

dog in heaven from “Nathan for You” dog is crudely photoshopped with a halo and is famous for his catchphrase “so sorry I died”

so a movie called 'SINNERS' gets 16 oscar nominations while a movie called 'FRIENDSHIP' gets none. trump's america

that one guy from the Norman Rockwell painting

i would also like to look at all the synthesizers

Sounds like a you problem, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella