So I lost my phone whitewater rafting. The kids with us were FREAKING. OUT. about how I'd get home.
"See, there are these things called 'maps.' I'll just use that and pay attention to the exits and my mileage."
Might as well have told them I was a pioneer on a wagon train navigating by the stars.
30.06.2025 22:41
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Excellent 🎸🤘🏿
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15.03.2025 06:46
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The dialogue and mannerisms bothered me a little and seemed, at times, stereotypical. Then, I saw the leaders of the studio, and it all made sense.
29.12.2024 18:13
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Don’t forget the young man having to completely change the way he dresses in order to be acceptable yes, I get there personality traits to address, but completely changing his look did not sit right with me
29.12.2024 18:11
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The only correct answer 🧐
10.12.2024 05:23
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Massive away win for the little fella.
02.12.2024 13:38
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Today would have been Chadwick Boseman’s 48th birthday.
29.11.2024 15:19
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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27.11.2024 18:24
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When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
24.11.2024 09:57
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It’s mostly white people who talk about echo chambers. Maybe you need the internet to meet people with different ideas but the rest of us do not. We know what the “other side” thinks because we deal with it every day! Everywhere! We’re fine. Carry on. Happy Saturday!
16.11.2024 15:22
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
15.11.2024 12:49
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And that’s a follow 🫡
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my desk showing a computer on its side with a ryzen CPU tray and a mouse sitting on top as well as a monitor showing a bios update screen
everybody atheist till they gotta update a bios
14.11.2024 13:04
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ALSO for newbies courtesy of @itsritz.bsky.social
08.11.2024 16:05
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Don’t turn this app into the other one because you want to be snarky n shit unprovoked. Lol pleaseeee go back to Twitter with your people 😂
13.11.2024 01:27
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hopecore meme that says “don’t give up ho” over a photo of an ethereal looking green space with trees and a creek and sunlight
14.11.2024 04:33
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Bobby Hill laying on the floor while he transcends his body.
tfw when you get that Bluesky code
31.05.2023 20:53
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🙋🏾♂️chaotic over here too
09.05.2023 03:39
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Hey #BlackSky. @ivlo11.bsky.social and I decided to have a little fun with our home search and ended up on #HouseHunters. Our episode airs tonight and is available on-demand on HGTV.
09.05.2023 03:19
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My skyline feels like a verse of "we didn't start the fire"
🎵 Happy skeets, hellthread, bully fascists, off to bed
Moderation, expectations, invite-only mode 🎵
30.04.2023 22:24
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I find it truly hilarious that this site is gonna kill twitter and Elon will be left with a $44 billion version of Parler.
29.04.2023 15:42
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the energy on here is like this and i hope it lasts forever
29.04.2023 01:08
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You needed blocks. We cleared our calendars to finish building out blocks.
Blocking has shipped to Bluesky web app users and will be available in mobile shortly (version 1.25, when it passes App/Play Store review — hopefully tomorrow morning).
You can access this feature now at staging.bsky.app.
29.04.2023 01:56
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YES!
29.04.2023 01:14
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two cute cats cuddling
me liking ur skeets while you rt my tweets
28.04.2023 15:25
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Hey @taraew.bsky.social. Great to see you on here.
25.04.2023 23:51
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I just wrote this how to: Change your handle and get your custom domain verified automagically🦋 @pfrazee.com @jay.bsky.team WDTY? https://ashevat.medium.com/bluesky-tips-and-tricks-change-your-handle-get-your-custom-domain-verified-automagically-df376432fb02
24.04.2023 23:46
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