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Natasha Simonova

@philistella

Research Fellow @ies-sas.bsky.social, Bougie London Literary Woman, cat concierge. Book on 18th-century women's letters forthcoming from Chatto & Windus. natashasimonova.com

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I think I could persuade an otherwise-calm elephant to leave a bookshop, provided the egress was large enough for it.

13.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Not even a fun variety of moustaches. All the same moustache that they have to share.

13.03.2026 11:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hard to see in my photo of the slide, but the ladies look like they're having a great time, while the men just have moustaches.

13.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Got some flames I need kindled

13.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For a country that prides itself on FREEDOM!! πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ the US does seem to have much stricter rules and respect for the idea of building codes.

12.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't crack! It just falls open!

12.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NOISE everyone in this conference room just made at being shown a dispersion binding, I am among my people.

12.03.2026 11:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My paper is tomorrow and I've written it and everything! A miracle of some sort.

12.03.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Am at a conference, like a person? Wearing non-paint-covered clothes and make up? Finding this VERY strange, like I've been teleported into a different life.

12.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They still need to be finished off and painted but they're looking so good!!

11.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will do! I don't think 144x120 (which this one is) is a sane size that anyone else would manufacture, but the smaller ones seem more likely.

11.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Realised I could just go and take a less haunted photo πŸ˜‚

11.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The ones left are all PVC casements (including this GIANT square one that swings to the inside) from 1999, ideally I'd like to replace them with timber sashes.

11.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Any tips for doing this cheaper much appreciated btw, I've got 3 more windows of the same vintage (not yet actively fallen apart) left but London is ruinously expensive /o\

11.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The before. Hope to have an 'after' in the not too distant future.

11.03.2026 14:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ordered them back in December, but half an hour after they arrived this morning, I had no windows!

11.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They've only built the frames so far so arguably not yet fulfilling the functions of a 'window', but it's already looking so much better! No broken plastic or tilting very obviously to one side!

11.03.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I hadn't looked too closely tbh, my beautiful newly smooth and painted walls!

11.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is fun!!

11.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The windows that have been held together with bubble wrap since I bought the flat are finally getting replaced today, and then I might be able to sleep in my bedroom?? I know, I'm speaking too soon, nothing has been easy or straightforward.

11.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The more immigration systems you go through, the more you realise NO ONE has any idea. Opinions about immigrants, yes; idea, no!

10.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ginger ale β‰  ginger beer! Only the blandest of beverages for our boy.

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
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quick reminder that NT's production of The Importance of Being Earnest, starring human ray of sunshine Ncuti Gatwa, will be streaming FOR FREE on YouTube this weekend

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10.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1593 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 126
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10.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

I need to live here and wear a duffel coat and solve impossible crimes.

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Civil List reform! Among his interests were...

09.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're not erased from history! They found Milton's copy and it's like 'this bit's nice' but it's mostly not even the particularly good bits!

09.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Knew I had a lecture slide on this somewhere...

09.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't Erasmus himself say something like this in Copia, that you can't just copy things in your commonplace book as a substitute?

09.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AFAIK, there are no 18th-century editions of Tristram Shandy in which someone has drawn a portrait of Widow Wadman on the blank page. There are, however, at least several Oxford Worlds Classics copies in which this has been done, to various degrees of buxomness.

09.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0