I have done the research, these are the 9 best video game names
🥇 Blomby Car
🥈 Kickle Cubicle
🥉 Bumpy Trot
4️⃣ Tinkle Pit
5️⃣ Bubble Bobble
6️⃣ Kiki Kaikai
7️⃣ Libble Rabble
8️⃣ Plump Pop
9️⃣ Chack'n Pop
"God I love protecting my lane!"
The knights of the round and their fuckass horses trampling me all the way from enemy spawn:
omorashi hotline — please hold!
Cropped screenshot of a Bluesky profile in Firefox Mobile, showing a blue dot on the "verified URL" icon (which I did try to clear), a blue dot on the Kebab Menu for settings because I have downloaded a picture and the other 20 notifications each time aren't enough and Bluesky also has a notification for their Go Live feature which isn't enough to look at, you have to click through to open it before it counts it viewed.
It is 2026. Every UI element has a blue dot on it, no matter how much you click on it.
In Ancient China, the land was split into three kingdoms.
Cao Wei,
Shu Han,
and the third, the
"I hope you die" is weak. "I hope that obscure Japanese-only game you wanna play gets a fan translation done entirely by ChatGPT" is way more hurtful. It's real. It could happen to anyone.
Transition timeline
Anyone who makes a press release about "growing the fgc" is not your friend.
Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."
Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:
a hasty edit of the "only trust your fists, cops will never help you" that instead reads "only trust your emlators, publishers will never help you"
good day to post this reminder
The animated birds across the sunset matte painting in the second one!!! OoOoooooOooOOOhhhHH!
Gn
Inside you there are two Big Bosses
Locally we had a Melty player who referred to Melty air combos as "Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers" because it's j.bc j.bc
Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."
Looks up at you like this with dumb fuck baby eyes.
[guy talking about kingdom hearts theories at literally any point between 2005-present day] it could be demyx. you never know. one day it's gonna be demyx backstory day and you'll wake up and you won't even know it yet
my father in law is a character designer and i asked him what it would cost to to have anime women like this today. i will never forget his answer… 'we can’t, we don’t know how to do it.’
post from tumblr user tamamita: "shrine maiden - girl converted to islam" "mashallah, sister reimu al-hakurei has embraced the light of islam"
me when i say 'alhamdulillah' in the chat
DELTA HEARTS
you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to” 4kids or Working Designs.
Pit's seasonal sidegig
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
