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Kiri Kelendras

@kirikelendras

34/MtF/fox possum thing Self proclaimed queen of trash and perpetual sleepy bitch. 18+ no minors allowed.

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You are correct, they aren't. Fetch lands just specify the land type you can fetch but don't specify basic. Therefore, any dual lands that have the land type in its type beyond just saying "land" can be fetched. That's the benefit besides increased probability.

03.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But yea it's amazing that people are still willing to stick their heads in the sand after all the bullshit that has come through. We basically have to look at everything like it could pass now, no matter how ridiculous it is, and do all we can to push back on it.

26.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's no way trump wins the election.

There's no way that most of project 2025 gets passed.

There's no way that Congress/house/supreme Court will allow this to keep going.

There's no way that <inser bill here that is coded just like every other bill that passed> will pass. <==== We are now here

26.02.2026 18:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is so many of y'all rn

25.02.2026 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6917 ๐Ÿ” 2320 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80 ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
The sad Oompah Loompah.

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

24.02.2026 10:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 6219 ๐Ÿ” 2208 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 148
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Go, my chud sons

23.02.2026 16:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.02.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 309 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 18630 ๐Ÿ” 6017 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 197 ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

The post con sinus infection is seriously kicking my ass :'3

22.01.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

where did you get this. also checks out.

03.12.2025 06:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Travel
Anal
Carl

.....who the FUCK is carl?!

25.11.2025 06:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am staring respectfully ๐Ÿ‘€

15.11.2025 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

call me a good girl and that payload is as good as delivered.

15.11.2025 05:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These subliminal cyberpunk 2078 ads are crazy.

14.11.2025 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So at this point we just have to ask.

Who hasn't blown off Bill Clinton?

14.11.2025 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I'm just crazy, but last I checked when someone's response to why they did something wrong at their job is "I don't know anything about that" and only that every single time, they are usually fired for negligence.

04.11.2025 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had this back when I lived up in Maryland. Really good food.

31.10.2025 05:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Paradox for some reason is so obsessed with them that every single one of their games has their own, even if they don't need them.

23.10.2025 13:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Microsoft cutting itself out of its own market. At that price point just buy a PC lol.

22.10.2025 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Have one of the lil doodles as I try some more high res things!

It took a lot longer than I thought, but @asreyhyena.bsky.social wanted to show off her new outfit!

Don't forget I close up for comms on Monday! Its all pinned :D

20.09.2025 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 198 ๐Ÿ” 49 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't we just skip to the part of fascism where it collapses under its own malicious incompetence and backstabbing but without the rest of us suffering in the meantime

15.09.2025 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 71 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.

14.09.2025 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 97 ๐Ÿ” 45 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh god it is about to get so much fucking worse.........

14.09.2025 23:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Death of Democracy

13.09.2025 20:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1408 ๐Ÿ” 472 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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this is their third or so tower

12.09.2025 20:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 12289 ๐Ÿ” 2764 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

And just like that we've gone from "kill them all!" To "thoughts and prayers for Tyler Robinson for being a lost mind ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜”". Amazing how the rhetoric changes the exact moment they know it was one of theirs.

12.09.2025 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.09.2025 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh nice, I already have them blocked!

12.09.2025 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you

10.09.2025 19:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 13724 ๐Ÿ” 4143 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89 ๐Ÿ“Œ 60

MANIFEST HARDER WE GOT MORE TO GO

10.09.2025 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 38 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0