“god wants you to be like a cybertruck” honestly is how I feel today
21.01.2026 23:20
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“god wants you to be like a cybertruck” honestly is how I feel today
Misery
A page from Jerry Keever's "Witnessing Made Easy: How to Pass Out Tracts for Jesus" (WME.1986.095) which depicts someone placing the Chick tract "A Demon's Nightmare" into the Halloween bag of a child dressed as a robot(?) while another child dressed as a skele-witch(?) looks on.
It's that time of year again, so don't forget to ruin a child's Halloween by dropping a little package of hate into their candy sack on the special night.
I love how the article puts it
#90snewsscreens
A friend just sent me this:
Gonna short Jesus
I just hope that even in the afterlife, she’s down there still following her passions - blaming women for being raped and calling gay people freaks
Such a shame to hear about Brigitte Bardot. 91 is too young of an age to be taken out of this world, and it’s so depressing to think that she’s no longer out there doing what she loved - getting charged by the French government for inciting racial hatred for a seventh time 😔
Michael Caine in A MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL asking if it’s still fat cock friday
Christmas is just 20 days away...
Trump appearing to grab Bill Clinton
I just saw this photo and now you have to see this photo
a lesson here for us all
My body is a temple.
More specifically, Shirley.
✨️ tyra mail
"Bitch, I will fight you"
Happy Rapture Day!
Thankfully we never had to rally around defending James Cordon
Daddy-son roleplay: I cry at a restaurant and all the other parents start judging you
Don’t bother having empathy for Charlie Kirk. He literally didn’t believe in the concept of empathy.
In his own words: “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage."
if someone tells me they’re scared of the subway I steal their wallet
I think Im ready to enter my kaftan stage of life.
reverse cowgirl so i can download pdfs
the front cover of Joe Manchin's book Dead Center
I seriously do not know how this title got through even a single launch meeting.
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
2000's era educational school video about financial literacy called Frugalicious