this person reeeally cares about my employment.
rest easy, Iβm a CEO.
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this person reeeally cares about my employment.
rest easy, Iβm a CEO.
celebrate today in the correct way
the internet is the most insidious drug.
my favorite voicemail I ever got was the time my mom thought hypnotherapy was dark magic and called me begging me not to go see the wizard.
canβt believe they let you buy Taco Bell without a prescription.
Daniel Lopatin not getting oscar nom for the Marty score is a sin of the highest caliber and reason enough to believe in hell (we may already be in it).
honored and grateful to announce Iβm the next James Bond.
I once got into a fight with a friend, and it escalated to the point of him shouting at me what happens on The Sopranos finale.
me at 4 when i always peed the bed
kill the internet
We care so much about saving the body and care so little about saving the soul.
We need more sexy gay hockey shows.
After living in Idaho my whole life, Iβm finally gonna be moving this summer to Portland, OR. Psyched & grateful to be moving to one of my fav cities in the country but sad to say goodbye to my longtime home. Time to move the needle over to the next song.
not sure thereβs anything worse than a great singer
the wildest thing about swallowing a screw in my cereal is i ate the rest of the bowl.
dirty mirror 2026
fuck ICE forever and ever
Your worth canβt be earned. It can only be realized.
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much love @pastemagazine.bsky.social
Santaβs little workshop
Changes (Short Film) out now. π
Mom, Dad, and the house I grew up in.
New merch in webstore now + restock of some items previously sold out.
www.hellomerch.com/collections/...
my kind of holiday
my wife saw the GQ cover w/ Travis Kelce and said, βwho the fuck is this guy? some youtuber?β
God, I love this woman.
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