matt

To be clear, I love this, but wow

WE WHAT?!

after a few playthroughs of slay the spire 2, i'm ready to call it: we have another Good video game. this brings the total number of Good video games in the world to two, joining the original slay the spire

I liked this show a lot when I watched it back in the day but I think we oughta let sleeping dogs lie on this one

Trident Layers were (are?) a top three gum of all time

Seeing high 60s-low 70s on the outlook for next weekend

Damn at least the French peasants were told to eat cake

If Jimmy’s has no haters I’m dead (Costas Inn clears anyway)

Trump sees the world primarily through television and is overjoyed to see Man From TV

a man in a black shirt is standing in a room with red walls and a blue door Alt: Doug Walker pointing at his computer and flipping out

Trump when the strict constitutionalist judges he put in office are strict constitutionalists

I don’t know enough to dispute this so I will take it as gospel!

That seals the deal. I am no longer an Orioles fan. I’ve been a fan since 1982 and a season ticket holder since 1996. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. Elias is officially the worst gm in history.

He heard the Supreme Court’s tariff decision and got real mad

He reminded me a lot of Elliot Gould’s Marlowe in The Long Goodbye, just a schlubby man out of time

Top two post-Beatles Macca song imo

The scene in the 2014 RoboCop remake where he realizes how little of his body is left and goes like “Holy Christ there’s nothing left” and begs to die

Orioles offseason plot: We got some solid free agency acquisitions and we’re looking forward to bouncing back from a year in which nearly everything went wrong!

Jordan Westburg subplot:

Can’t believe she skated to We Are Charlie Kirk

I really hope he gets a primary challenger tbh

Woke 2 appearing in unexpected places

In the case of the family in his head they’re *literally* created

I’ve long maintained R6 should go full Fortnite. Let me play as Sabrina Carpenter goddammit.

I love the cell towers on MD200 that are “disguised” as trees

Is that THE Young Cardamom?

Ten tracks of Picture to Burn (Homophobic Version)

Utter Woke Nonsense guy in front of wall

Got some cheddar Chex and they replaced the triangles with Cheezits

a man with glasses and a mustache is sitting in front of a sign Alt: Guy in The Dictator who gets told he’s HIV Aladeen (which has replaced “positive” and “negative” in the movie’s fictional setting) and is conflicted as to whether to be relieved or scared

Pitchers looking schnasty but hitters striking out a lot?

Valentine with former Orioles outfielder Nate McLouth captioned “you can touch my foul pole” (in reference to a probably incorrect foul ball call against him in a playoff game against the Yankees that should have been a home run I’m not mad you are!)

Happy V-Day, Nate McLouth hit the foul pole

Neil Cicierega: What if the world was made of pudding?