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There is a team of volunteers who just drive around the area looking for people abandoned like this.
Final Destination: Bloodlines, aka The Penny That Was Evil
There's a hearse in the front lot
It has dealer plates
Someone's test driving a hearse
Happy indie bookstore day!
I have brought the crap-ass loser wolf back from extinction and now I see why it went extinct in the first place - it sucks!
Calling a genetically fuckarooed grey wolf a "dire wolf" doesn't piss me off like it should, if only because Jurassic Park-ing ourselves is probably the best doomsday scenario currently available.
Who's your most outside-your-type celebrity crush?
No I'm not distracting myself with nonsense in order to remain semi-functional, why would you ask that
Anyway mine's Gordon Ramsay
If your rights can be revoked on a whim, you don't actually have any
Hate is a thief.
@naustalgia-vompox.bsky.social
"DELORES!"
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
Photo of a children's picture book entitled "I Want To Be Spaghetti," written by Kiera Wright-Ruiz and illustrated by Claudia Lam.
Well then, child, let me tell you all about black holes ...
Creature Commandos is a fucking delight
Facts bro
I'm looking for a watch that beeps on the hour and is under 80% fugly
NEW: A group known as the 'puppygirl hacker polycule' has leaked thousands of police training & policy manuals from departments across the country www.dailydot.com/debug/lexipo...
Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica
If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.
Screen capture of an email that reads: search-noreply Your Google Search feedback on Gulf of America Thank you for submitting feedback for Gulf of America. Here's what you suggested for Gulf of America: This correct name of this body of water is the Gulf of Mexico. If accepted, suggestions will be updated on Archive Reply
My new hobby is doing this everyday
It's weird to remember someone on the day they died. Dying is probably the least interesting thing my friend Chase ever did. Thinking of him is good, though, regardless of the day.
A just-finished grilled cheese sandwich in a frying pan on a stovetop, with a spatula and pot lid visible.
Look at this gorgeousness
Thank heavens for #Canada
The AMA has a YouTube page where you can catch up on all the fun, ongoing TB & bird flu outbreaks, since the CDC is no longer allowed to do that: youtube.com/watch?v=HlPB...
"How your name James but it just be one Jame" has been killing me for a full day and i didn't even hear the joke yesterday. It just popped back in my head like some brain leftovers and boy are they delicious.
My memorial service will be preceded by an "unconventional materials challenge" where attendees will have one day to construct mourning garments solely out of stuff they purchased at a Lowes.
SEAL SEAL IS NOT OKAY
I said this exact thing out loud!!
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
