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@cmpumantra

This will probably just be a collection of snarky posts and short stories, some of which might be truer than others.

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So, been there and have slept for basically a week. I know you're kidding, but seriously don't advise it unless you have someone keeping you hydrated.

That said - yes, please

07.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a stone cold thruple!

07.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

come, now... you know why.

07.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep - drinking coffee too early in the morning messes with your normal hormonal shift in the AM and then you feel off all day.

Supposedly no coffee until 8-9am is the key, and I can say that holds true for me.

07.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A feeling... based... on fact... So which was it? Was it one of those "alternative facts"?

07.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Trump tariffs: Customs and Border Protection tells judge it can't comply with refund order CBP told Judge Richard Eaton that the technology upgrades it plans would save more than 4 million man-hours in processing refunds for Trump's tariffs.

So somebody please explain how we don't seem to have a technology or workforce
problem COLLECTING $100s of Billions of dollars in tariffs, but we just can't POSSIBLY refund businesses and personal importers right now?

Is it because they spent it on ICE?

www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/03/...

07.03.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it was just a temporary name change to boost someone's stock holdings or to pump up an acquisition somewhere.

06.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gorgeous! Do you illustrate professionally?

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just make it acute one.

03.03.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL!! does it just auto-complete the second you accept it? Is the whole point of the quest just to see who takes on the full
ambiguity of nothing?

27.02.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for replying - and truly, will take that advice on board.

27.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gym buddies are hard to find. Hell, making real friends after college is next to impossible it seems, sometimes

26.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

right? especially after these crazy ice storms we've been having in the major cities. I thought they were cleaning up all that corruption. /s

20.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I caught the rhetorical part but needed to vent with you about the lunacy. appreciate the prompt to do so, sir.

20.02.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got this one, Cap:

Department of War because the base that has a raging boner for guns and hates foreigners can feel heard by their desire to wage war on others.

Then Board of Peace because the manchild never got anyone to give him the Nobel Peace Prize. Also to front for peace to feign goodness

20.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

right because like he said to MTG, if this gets out his friends will "get hurt".

18.02.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ΒΏporque no los dos?

18.02.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big sugar had a game plan

17.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

BURGERTIME!!!!!! I played it on the Apple ][e while listening to Tears for Fears. What a time to be alive.

16.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Malicious fan fiction about politicians... who would dare... no don't send me all the links and a bucket of popcorn, noooooo... πŸ‘€

16.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good point! imagine reviewing "Pitfall!" against today's video games - obviously it'd be pretty low compared to now.

But for its time? Man that was addicting to play on an Atari 2600.

16.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoy the ache and the reminder that you're still able to move your body. 😊

16.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please affirm that you have, or will, dressed up as Lumberjack Santa for some or multiple occasion(s).

...also, pics or it didn't happen.

16.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tell ya what, Hank - you must party like it's 1999 because that looks like some fun was had!

16.02.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best Taskmaster contestants I've seen, too. He's a wild one.

15.02.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently met someone who couldn't cry, but they said they know when they're supposed to be sad and they say things to try to be congruent with "sad".

And then I thought, man... can you imagine never having beautiful music, or art, or writing move you to tears?

Glad you caught your train!

15.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said this before - It may be a good strategic move to weaponize their predilections against them... hire some good undercover guys to scope them out on Grindr, record all their secrets, and slow-release them online until the Midterms.

11.02.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta be honest, I don't think The Plastics would even let her sit with them.

11.02.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Undisguised Pleasure" is such a resolute phrase and I love that. I'm stealing it πŸ˜‰

11.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if that's a crime, I don't even wanna be good.

07.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0