whale

since many birds are air creatures arent most tweets already skeets?

thank you kindly

what side of blimps am i supposed to be on?

keep thinking about seeing a doctor for that but would have to make a Phone Call so nevermind

i got LASIK largely in case of apocalypse

chat, is this super?

i have to listen to this now bc i have that "?" tattoo in the same spot

my work didnt have a clear policy so i just added an hour both times (8 hours when i worked 7, 9 hours when i worked 9).

depending on the HR system you have it might be harder to work around. i don't think there are any laws about it. when i was salary instead of hourly i just got paid the same.

i love you and i love them (the rat)

thinking about the swole gym rat

chat, is this real?

Old Password: Ilovedogs
New Password: Ilovedogs1

haha

i love them

i would like to see this when it is finished, thank you.

always 💜

almost anagrams!

they're doing their best to keep us uninformed 😊

Published by Oregon Public Broadcasting, of course. They're at risk of losing their federal funding soon, or potentially losing licenses depending on the "findings" of the newly opened FCC investigations.

until reading the alt text i thought the second speech bubble was from the giant baby

we should be paid when we think about work

i hate algorithms and i hate ai

stop trying to know what i want!! algorithms don't know me!!!!

i want a website without an algorithm i want to see every single garbage post

what a rip-off

it's cool how every couple of years Pokemon comes out with a phone app that goes viral

she just goes to a different school

why? like genuinely curious. i was never a twitter user and do not understand what the need for checkmarks would be.

wym by notifications also?

ty just wondering!

i can't believe they live up to their names