C.Synthare

Goddammit, why the fuck do I continue to come back to this cursed app. Fuck most of you.

Why the fuck not.

Rejected first line for "The Waste Land".

Why the fuck is everyone complaining about Newsome this morning?

This is a Great Moment in Discordian History. Not sure what religion she was, but she is now blessed by Eris a hundredfold.

In America it will be called the Megafiles.

Someone who played Elphaba in Wicked. Not her though. Or her.

I write a lot of IT project scoping documents. When I'm doing slide 17, I always sing "Give me, give me, give me deliverables" to the tune of "Deliverance" by goth-rock funsters The Mission.

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

Hey, support fellow Bird Teams.

BIRD TEAM SUPREMACY

AFC sucked this year.

🏈 Happy Super Bowl Sunday! Best of luck to both teams! #Seahawks #Patriots 🇺🇸🔥 

#SuperBowlLX #FootballSunday #BigGameDay #Benito #LlamaHerd

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

@phelous.bsky.social Steffi Love?

Now is the time of monsters.

DIXIE CARTER ADDRESSES TNA ROSTER IN 2010.MOV

But who thought "This medical procedure would assist in my Olympic ski jumping"

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

I mean the penis ski jump use.

Okay. Who the fuck was the first guy to think of this and realize it would work?

Oh. Oh god.

Hear that depressed people? There's nothing wrong with you, you're just a trendchaser!

oh no people are noticing things are really bad and talking about it, this must mean they think they're smart like me. but they're not. they're not smart like me. i have the one true smarts

hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”

Grover enters milk bar

Grover off to throw back some molokos with his droogs

There's a lesson to be learned here. It is a very, very stupid lesson.

Those of us who work in comics should never forget what these characters can mean.

It’s not surprising if you remember the Internet pre-2012. r/jailbait won “subreddit of the year” in 2011. 4chan was completely saturated with CSAM. It was not just prevalent but very openly so.