Schrute Of Trust

I just hope the slopbots somehow put McKinsey out of business first, in a delicious ironic denouement

“The market can remain credulous longer than you can remain solvent”

A:

“Marley was dead to begin with.”

B:

“Marley was dead with which to begin.”

I paid for two tickets to a Hannibal Lecture and by god I’m going to get my money’s worth

Special Military Sloperation

Seen at the Siena duomo. Floor mosaic art of a man shaking out a basket of treasures. It says “CRATES” above.

13th century Rust developer as depicted in the Siena duomo

I unironically love this journey for them. These are people for whom consequences do not exist if they do not happen to **them**

“By far the President Trumps choices for his cabinet”

Might be a bad case of Lumineers’ Disease

Listening to AI dorks talk is like watching a version of Pinocchio where the Blue Fairy never showed up and it's just a sad man trying to convince everyone his doll is alive and also lies to him.

Fun fact! The word "euphemism" comes from UEFI because the ancient Greeks knew better than to reference it directly.

congragulation to kristi noem on her new role as interim ayatollah

jacobian’s ladder

Juggling could replace 20% of all sports claims PT Barnum

I keep seeing reactions to LLM coding tools that harp on how it saves people from remembering where the semicolon me is or how to type curly braces. Buddy, if that was a skill you prided yourself in as a software developer, you needed to find a new line of work a long time ago

Soon we will get the “Rent” formula for computing ARR: last minute of revenue times 525,600

No one has more contempt for Republican voters than Republican politicians.

You can get millions of working class votes for the project of wealth concentration by promising immiseration of your choice of the many ethnic or sexual minorities those voters hate

I realize if you believe in the rapture you’re not that smart to begin with but how do you not see Donald Trump as the anti-Christ?

One other thing bagel

IMO the worst mistake people make trying to AI-proof their career is dropping everything to learn AI. It's like dropping out of math to study how to push calculator buttons really fast. The skill cap for AI is going to be your understanding of the underlying subject, not how good you are at prompts.

Tired: “Man-in-the-Middle”
Wired: “Person-in-the-Middle”
Inspired: “Interlocutor-in-the-Intermediacy”

Someone on here told me "stop anthropomorphizing Trump" and that has often been helpful

“‘Missed the joke’ is not an oppressed class” is a GREAT line, though.

Hope they remembered to use times new Roman

No one cease fires more often than the IDF

If you’re not going to do your job please just quit

Next time a republican tells me they are “pro life” I will scream

If you reply to a text from an organization with the words “FUCK OFF” and they send you another one they should have to pay you $2,000

18-34 year old republicans are already doing everything they can to not have children