Greg Davies: Alex, will you read the task again?
Alex: push the boulder onto the yoga mat on the top of that hill. There’s nothing in there that says you can’t bring the yoga mat to the boulder at the bottom of the hill. We’ve asked Susie Dent—
Sisyphus: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Greg Davies: Team task, escape from a high tower using any objects in the house: simple.
Icarus: Wait, ANY objects in the house?
Daedalus [head in his hands]: ...not just the bag in the lab?
Alex Horne: Not just the feathers & candles no, any objects. Let's see how the boys did first.
Elderly parents are a trip. "I'm in remission and feeling pretty good! Btw here's a copy of my DNR"
Breaking: National Party announces it's moving to Agile, devolving leadership to whoever turns up to run stand-ups on the day.
Please please please I don’t want Luxon to get rolled I need him to be a 1 term PM. I want him to be responsible for a LOSS. No rolling only losing.
Thoughts and prayers to Judith Collins at this difficult time
#nzpol
People are saying Denver Nuggets have been slumping so I’m fully expecting them to embarrass the Lakers tonight
Until further notice Giannis’ new nickname is Slum Dunk
Alexander and Aristoles's relationship was... platonic??
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label
I made this to express my feelings
"If you run out of arrows, make sure to loudly announce this to your enemies. Be sure they know you have run out of essential munitions. Be sure they are aware you are having severe logistical problems." - Sun Tzu
The cumulative burden of incivility, even when it doesn't violate guidelines, affects discourse quality and user experience at scale.
How do you think an adult being nannied against their will affects the user experience 🖕
Your job isn't to tone police or hide discussion, it's to put up a bulletin board that other people can post to. "It doesn't break the rules we just don't like it!" is an on-the-surface evil thing to think.
Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
Thanks to the Conduit's healing and the Fury tossing the arrix across the map the heroes survive for now and the Arixx is winded. Heroes press on!
Hopefully my players can avoid a TPK in the Delian Tomb tonight. #DrawSteel
"I was talking to the Reeve and she was saying how much trouble the town was in, and when heroes come through town they die to the Arixx, and I asked her 'are you just feeding heroes to the Arixx?' and she started crying"
Deadline article: Hulu Developing Animated Action Comedy Series 'The Kids From S.I.P.P.Y. From Branson Reese & Nicole Silverberg By Matt Grobar March 2, 2026 2:30pm Two pictures: one of a mustachioed man who looks like the smoking breakroom aliens from Men In Black and the other of my beautiful wife Nicole. Both photos were taken by the extremely talented Mindy Tucker.
Let's fucking go
freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
Blue to honor Sonic, Kindness to honor Mr. Rogers, and High to honor Afroman. Combine them together and you've got the next great adventure from Rude Tales of Magic
Screencap from the television show venture bros showing Brock Sampson with Edgar Allan Poe in a headlock
I love how Poe just looks kind of sad about being in a headlock.
Me writing Wednesday: "look I know that Alpha wolf theory is totally debunked but in the Addamsverse it is true, for a number of really interesting reasons that real fans will get, not lazy writing..."
roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes
whoops
in the future everyone is going to affect an accent like mine as the easiest way to establish a character as pure evil and I can't say I love that
GALADRIEL (selectively editing the backstory): and three rings were given to the elves, who were barely involved
So if vibe coding is such a thing, where are the apps? Where are the new must have websites to visit? Where are the trending steam games? Where are all of these glorious new ideas?
@bransonreese.bsky.social wrote that dry bone line and i think it's so good i wanna die
Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
It’s finally over
These thieves keep stealing blueprints from my theft empire!
