tiny cats

How is everything both catastrophically stressful and also extremely boring

Omg beans reveal

No it absolutely has. Pretty sure it’s something to do with the UK banning huawei or something like that

Really is and it’s just so shite. I don’t even bother with desertfest now cos of that unless there was someone I was really desperate to see. I have mates who live nearby who would probably let me crash but I just hate putting people out yknow

Found somewhere else that is about that for a single bed and a shared bathroom 🥴 might have to beg to sleep in my mates kitchen again at this rate

It was like £70 when I stayed there last month lol

Maybe not the cunts want 175 bastard pounds for it 🤯

head of prompt: lost your sanity! body of prompt: you had to be institutionalized! it took $500 in psychiatric care to get you back on your feet! options: x - ok

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I don’t want to go to work I want to get mashed

Ain’t called a boner for nothin

I was fully in support of you weilding a boner in the catacombs brother

Ngl himbo for ages I thought this meant rocking a stonk on in the mausoleum

Sometimes you just have to do some of the worst squats of your life for some fucking reason

Me too 🫡

Well thank fuck for that

Correct assessment

They do this with all sorts of weird channel 4 shit you’ve completely forgotten about as well

Are you gonna have to ask him if you can go to bed

Is on my insta story

They’re playing London, Liverpool, Manchester and Glasgow if any of them work

lol literally. Tbf he was a loser and looked like a cartoon tortoise

Back to that godawful travelodge

Screenshot of the weird little guy from the Dice app it says ‘you’re going Nuovo testamento at Oslo Hackney’ underneath

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Hopefully one day 🙏

Haha yeah I guess if you always do full sentences that’s one thing, it’s when people suddenly start putting full stops in it feels like you’re being told off

I also love dumb shit and pop and whatnot, I will listen

Tbf that can feel pass agg over text I’m sorry to say, especially cos most people don’t do it

Genuinely just burst out laughing lmao

Just had a memory pulled from the depths of an ex being annoyed that I responded too quickly when messaging basically because I was both wittier and faster than him. Sorry you’re in the big leagues now bitch!!

Yeah that’s fair enough, doesn’t help that it costs the earth as well. Ive been to Edinburgh, Glasgow and the Isle of Skye but not for ages now. Would love to go back to Edinburgh soon