A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:
This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.
Become ungovernable
14.02.2026 22:12
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NOAA Weather Radio displaying a tornado alert with the message 'Tune in, Stay Safe' above it.
Happy World Radio Day!π»
With a weather radio, you can get:
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Real-time alerts
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Critical safety info
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Peace of mind for you and your loved ones
13.02.2026 13:15
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Iβve watched this about 20 times already
05.02.2026 01:28
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03.02.2026 17:42
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baby near staircase with no baby sign and white line in front of stairs.
City transportation official opts for white line and signage instead of gate to keep their baby off the stairs.
02.02.2026 16:15
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The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff
YouTube video by Michael Reeves
Re: changing the voice on robot vacuums:
youtu.be/mvz3LRK263E
22.01.2026 20:59
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A robot folding a towel
CLOiD THE CLANKER
21.01.2026 19:26
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STOP DOING BORDERS
FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE RESTRICTED
YEARS OF DRAWING LINES ON MAPS yet NO BENEFIT FOUND for EXCLUDING PEOPLE based on what LINES THEY LIVE WITHIN
Want to draw lines anyway for a laugh? We have a tool for that: It's called "WORLDBUILDING"
"Yes please suspend HUMAN RIGHTS near the lines. Please make it illegal to cross the lines without CERTAIN PAPERS" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Authoritarian
LOOK at what States have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the maps & walls we've made for them
(These are REAL Borders, enforced by REAL States)
[Photos of maps and a border wall]
"Hello may I see your [picture of a passport] please?"
They have played us for absolute fools
20.01.2026 22:24
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nothing more properly honors Scott's memory than a crude cartoon drawn incompetently by a plagiarism robot
13.01.2026 18:53
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At last nightβs candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,
11.01.2026 00:47
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Update: The crowd is currently marching downtown, there is no police presence.
10.01.2026 03:34
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Anti-ICE protesters are having a rolling noise demo and protest in downtown Minneapolis targeting hotels where federal agents are reportedly staying -- starting at the Canopy by Hilton and going to the Renaissance Minneapolis Hotel. Police have just arrived as we are posting this.
10.01.2026 03:17
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Reposting.
10.01.2026 03:36
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He hates Ilhan, he hates how Walz so easily humiliates him, he hates that MPLS burned a police precinct and havenβt rebuilt one, he hates that MN put chauvin in prison for murdering George Floyd
09.01.2026 22:43
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mhoye
@mhoye@mastodon.social
Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo.
"I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped."
The grin on her face.
mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...
09.01.2026 23:08
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Juliet, a brown tabby kitten white white tuxedo markings, sits in the lap of her foster mom looking up at the camera.
Here is a kitten. She wants you to take a deep breath.
Thereβs a lot of smart people who have good ideas about how to harness the outrage & dread and put it to work. Direct action, community outreach, mutual aid, calls to your reps to demand impeachment.
For now, breathe. Then go fight fascism.
03.01.2026 12:54
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You need a rain coat for Madison lmao.
08.01.2026 23:21
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Yβall could stop going the kiddie porn Nazi bar.
08.01.2026 17:47
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A tweet:
Wings & Strings
@TomColetti
*Slaps buzzer*
"What is the Nuremberg Defenseβ
Newsweek
@Newsweek.
2h
ICE agents complain about Nazi comparisons, say they're only enforcing the laws
08.01.2026 18:57
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#β°ππ§΅
08.01.2026 12:42
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said.
That is called murder when they do that.
Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.
08.01.2026 05:35
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Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911
"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
08.01.2026 00:15
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DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman
At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
NEW: At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday.
DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.
Our latest:
07.01.2026 22:26
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Best of 2025 : peace and tranquility.
03.01.2026 20:03
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food pyramid from the movie idiocracy which has a bunch of brawndo, carls junior, and other fast food.
The new stupid ass american food pyramid.
PLEASE WAKE ME UP THIS CAN'T BE REAL LIFE.
07.01.2026 17:36
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07.01.2026 02:23
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