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I like to keep a soul destroying glass rectangle in my hand at all times. you know, for fun

Don't even tell me about the heights unless they're wuthering

I just don't understand how people can sell out. Seriously, tell me. I want to do it.

They'll be back in Tehran soon enough

As you can see from my clunky, unattractive ring, I graduated from high school.

gonna become a hermit just for the pipe

Remember folks, we're all just one fuck plane boondoggle away from losing our jobs

(whenever kash patel gets fired) more like kashless patel

the sexual tension between me and the lock door button on my car anytime a man walks by

more like Kristi Noep

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first they came for the fuck plane, and I said nothing because I was Lewandowski

So like does Markwayne Mullin get to keep Cory Lewandowski as a fuck toy? Or?

overheard some of the scientists say that they need to fortify my enclosure because i will begin the metamorphosis soon?? okay ???

Remember folks, we're all just one fuck plane boondoggle away from losing our jobs

Look Canada, I’m not looking to apply for citizenship yet but let the record show I have never listened to a Gordon Lightfoot song without openly weeping

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

I think a good definition of fascism is simply "willingly non-empathetic with strangers"

There is only one reasonable solution and we have to give betting back to the mob bsky.app/profile/sain...

PLACING A BET SHOULD INVOLVE A DUDE THAT WILL WORK YOU OVER IN AN ALLEY IF YOU FUCK AROUND TOO MUCH AND IM NOT KIDDING.

"did this guy 'lose power' when he was convicted at a show trial or moments later when he was shot just outside the courtroom," greatest thread in the history of the forums that will replace our civil trial system, locked after 34 reprisal killings

a non-zero chance someone outs themselves as using classified information for their gambling addiction in their own lawsuit. can’t wait.

folks we’re going to see some wild litigation between the world’s worst people

the punch line is that he believes every word that comes out of his orange mouth

Nixon romances Mao in Apr 1972

Hatoful Boyfriend but Nixon & Mao is a helluva thing.

SIGH TOGETHER SIGH TOGETHER!!!

The Diameter Of The Bomb The diameter of the bomb was thirty centimeters and the diameter of its effective range about seven meters, with four dead and eleven wounded. And around these, in a larger circle of pain and time, two hospitals are scattered and one graveyard. But the young woman who was buried in the city she came from, at a distance of more than a hundred kilometers, enlarges the circle considerably, and the solitary man mourning her death at the distant shores of a country far across the sea includes the entire world in the circle. And I won’t even mention the crying of orphans that reaches up to the throne of God and beyond, making a circle with no end and no God.

amichai.

the incel that made this is gonna be rich

work has been wreaking havoc on my neck and back lately but my pussy and my crack seem strangely unaffected

The 80's was mostly saxophone. Mostly.