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It's out, from the good people at @rifftrax.com!
Ghosts need not apply.
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Farewell, Kristi Noem, the only person who skipped through The Hound of the Baskervilles to reach the part where the shoot the dog.
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Inflammation of the brain seems to have lessened, and I can think straight again for the first time in several weeks. Honestly, the fact that I can get anything done at all during periods like this astonishes me.
Let's be real: this guy was being set up to be the killer in Scream 7.
"Meeting jaw to jaw is better than war" Winston Churchill
Yeah, clearly it worked for the others in attendance, but it did me more harm than good.
Spare a moment for all those Fox hosts who suddenly have to learn about Iran, and also pretend they always cared.
I've attended two men's mental health groups in my town, and come away from both much, much worse physically and mentally.
Evidently, this form of therapy just isn't one that suits me.
I'm just happy that Mickey Rourke is finally getting the credit he deserves.
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Who would lose in a fight between Highlander 2 and Predator 2?
Now would be the perfect time for Huw Edwards to reinstate Huw Edwards and make him their Man on the Ground in Iran.
Biggest surprise cameo in Scream 7: the News at Ten theme.
Weird how often Linehan thinks this is a winning argument. "I made Graham Norton famous! Where does he get off having opinions of his own?"
If you're the sort of person who chills their Pringles, then you're already lost.
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Meanwhile, this MF'er still has a job.
As Andrew and Mandleson have proven, it's who you know.
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BBC news just said Andrew was held in a custardy cell. What the hell went on in there that it got covered in custard? Probably a mere trifle.
I know Buckingham Palace weren't supposed to know that Andrew was going to be arrested, but it's tough not to imagine Charles telling a Scotland Yard official "If you could possibly leave it til' Thursday morning, just give me enough time to text 'Happy birthday, your present is at the front door.'"
Was Andrew sent back through time to kill Sarah Connor?
Since they're both part of the same grift, I think it's inevitable, as soon as she leaves Richard Branson's island (where he has said she definitely isn't hiding out).
I have never felt well enough to ask if this was all in my head. There is never a day when I don't wake up feeling terrible. It's the days when I wake up feeling terrible and realise that I will feel this way for the rest of my life, however long that may be, that are the tough ones.
And just as I was being fitted for the wig.
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No, he hasn't been arrested over allegations of rape, but he's been arrested over what's in the Epstein files. He was one of the most famous people in the country, now he's in custody.
People in America must be seeing this and thinking: Where are our consequences?
The presence of the word "gregarious" in Trump's tribute to Jesse Jackson is proof that he didn't write it.
