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@puddlesopiss

foster mother to 500k free range earthworms founder of the american slut society (ASS) from kansas: the city, the state, the musical 28 - she mdni

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Kris Kobach is a stupid fucking cunt, and he can suck my fat, female balls.

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

the sun is for everyone

07.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay she'll be back in the morning, Sorry, everybody

07.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A snippet of newspaper reads, β€œshowed my dog my iPhone 5 and she said
"this is as large as a phone
ever necded to be.
your kind's waste is intolerable
and you have turned
our paradise amongst the stars
into a tomb",

A snippet of newspaper reads, β€œshowed my dog my iPhone 5 and she said "this is as large as a phone ever necded to be. your kind's waste is intolerable and you have turned our paradise amongst the stars into a tomb",

23.02.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But the old me is still the real me and I think she's pretty

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've got sun in my motherfucking pocket

07.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

girlbulge gives me the strength to keep going

03.01.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 264 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 953 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

As I made clear to Allie, I am not the defendant this time.

07.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn. I didn’t mean to sound like every ex I’ve ever had

06.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 827 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

FT me boo. I just got out of court!

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Donate to the Laney weed fund before they invalidate my license again!!

06.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the best part about transition is that tits are a great stim toy. they're fun to jiggle. never gets old

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 769 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 5

Good work @aclu.org

06.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously, we are still a target for LEOs and vigilantes, but a state which I have presumed to be in a severe facist slope has had its canine teeth grinded down.

06.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding is that no more records will be updated until March 26. Which was my biggest objection to the law. Obviously it is all heinous, but that’s concession alone seems to imply that the state isn’t going to get away with invalidating credentials overnight.

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding (as someone that did not pass the LSAT) is that the state has agreed to not enforce the law until at least March 26. We will have additional commentary from the judge by Tuesday evening.

06.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry babe. I can’t give you head until the state makes a decision on my personhood

06.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they ever try to change my name, I’m joining [REDACTED]. If they take away my name from me, I’m no longer a person. I’m just a carbon sack.

06.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A dear friend of mine passed away last October. He practiced law in the state of Kansas. He helped me change my name. And he despised Kris Kobach. I miss you everyday, Jacob.

06.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Rene doesn’t get in trouble for this

06.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just based on a hearing that hasn’t even concluded, I am now planning my move. My move is missing the most critical aspect, cash. I have skills, no criminal history, and I am employable, but I am no longer employable in Kansas or Missouri where I am currently stuck.

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I left. It smells like pissed pants and spoiled milk wherever the AG goes. I can only take so much

06.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kris Kobach is a stupid fucking cunt, and he can suck my fat, female balls.

06.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The hearing is still going on. I’m not a lawyer and my perception of a legal matter is probably wrong

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The judge hearing this can’t say β€œcisgender.” He has literally gone to great lengths to avoid saying β€œtransgender” or β€œcisgender.”

06.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kobach: β€œwe need 2 or 3 minutes.”

He is still talking 30 minutes later

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are not going to get the TRO here in Kansas. It’s not the end, but it’s bad.

06.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We are at a recess before AG Kobach speaks. I think I'm just gonna leave before his stank breath fills the courtroom.

06.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0