Rob Harvilla on absolute fire
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04.03.2026 14:44
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IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays.
The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…
Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.
Meanwhile in prison:
You know that guy, Paddington?
I erm, knew his mother.
How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
2026 basically
I just did the dumbest thing of my entire career to prove a much more serious point.
I tricked ChatGPT and Google, and made them tell other users I’m a competitive hot-dog-eating world champion
People are using this trick on a massive scale to make AI tell you lies. I’ll explain how I did it
you don’t need ai to show you video of Smooth Operator as sung by Kermit the Frog. you can just use your imagination to do that. and you will use your imagination to do that. you’re doing it right now. you can hear his voice in your head. he’s hitting all the notes. diamond life, indeed.
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
No worries if not!
Picture of Mani playing bass, in frame.
Huge thank you to @stuffbymark.bsky.social , who's raised over £11k for our charity through sales of his brilliant portrait of Manchester music legend #stoneroses #Mani.
Mani was a huge supporter of the charity, & the donation is a fitting tribute to his memory. www.stockport.nhs.uk/news_24842
Display of packaged bread and buns in a store with a partially obscured sign that reads, "We will cut you..."
Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
I see Wes Anderson directed this
It's on now
Kamikaze sledge was on live earlier, so I reckon it's a brief time filler
Definitely switching to the Ice Hockey now. A match where one country has threatened to invade the other *and* they're allowed to whack each other
I enjoy the casual understatement of calling the choice to go off the death ramp backwards a 'switch'
Does your cat speak Ikea?
#Caturday
As close to damnit 100%ed Star Wars Lego with the lad when he was wee. Only yesterday I sent him a reel of someone diligently ranking every single character's death noises
The offending Mario orchestra video.
Hell, even the little twinkle of the Yoshi music in the new movie trailer makes me go a bit emotional. I think it's something to do with very pure and simple colorful joy
youtu.be/aFU0t4ELtbc?...
Odyssey and Wonder are so fucking good. Genuine regular chortles of delight all the way through both
Thank you very kindly
Alt. video version found during lockdown that caused me to fall profoundly in love with the dancing lady youtu.be/RpLWlBPGOlo?.... Although it was also about that time that a video of a live orchestra playing a Super Mario suite regularly made me cry, so we can probably put both down to 'them times'
#ValentinesDay 💖
Roses are red,
Water comes in litres,
Trebuchets can use a counterweight to launch a 90kg stone projectile over 300 metres.
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Don't worry about not having a valentine on valentines day. You probably didn't have a groundhog on groundhogs day either.
Strictly speaking I was going for luvvedup and floaty, but by the time the muse made its way through the icy chill of my dessicated heart, musty and dusty
Uncanny. I was going exactly for dusty and musty
