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Terminally Online, founding member of the Vatican City DSA chapter, The (former) Chairman, 48th Ward Neighbors and Chicago DSA

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I am sure the gay Arab in occupied Palestine, occupied Lebanon and occupied Syria love their Jewish military dictatorship so much

06.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 497 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Biden, fresh off of helping Donald Trump get back into the White House, is at Jesse Jackson’s funeral doing a speech about how he is forced to endure microaggressions because of his disability (had a stutter when he was a child (5000 years ago)). I’m going to hate this man until I die

06.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some people accuse Gainer of being a Machine politician. They are wrong. Back in the day the Machine wanted your vote and we’re willing to do all sorts of things to get it, some of which were bad. Gainer got handed the position in 2009 and skated by on the low visibility of the office ever since

06.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I went from missing a third of my work days to missing a quarter of them I would be fired

06.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good test of whether voters have any self-respect is if they elect Drake Warren to the county board over the incumbent Bridget Gainer, who misses like 25% of the meetings she’s supposed to go to and somehow is campaigning even less than that

06.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
Image of Dale Earnhardt with the caption "Critical Race Theory? Brother, Every Race Is Critical".

Image of Dale Earnhardt with the caption "Critical Race Theory? Brother, Every Race Is Critical".

06.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is what my grandfather looked like when the US government drafted him for Korea

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well that’s the thing, Andrew’s post didn’t say the economy *has been* destroyed, he said every Republican administration has *destroyed the economy*. You’re betting against the next three years, poor positioning if you ask me

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is part of the reason why constantly picking fights with the bush league goofball online left is bad for you. You get so used to arguing about whether or not people can buy groceries that you get sloppy with your args

06.03.2026 15:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Too early to tell but I wouldn’t have posted this with 3 years of the admin left to go

06.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A middle eastern energy crisis with stagflation, welcome back Carter

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 447 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 18

Interesting that Congress isn’t considered a hall of power. There’s plenty of evangelicals in the house and senate but unlike the Supreme Court you can get that job without learning how to read

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We should deal with the man not the meme. That’s who will be running for President next year

06.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny bit, lots of things to like about JB, article is correct that it would make strategic sense to not be a pro-Israel extremist, but most of the things he gets credit for here aren’t very clear and it’s notable that his pick for Senate/current LG has not been allowed to moderate on this issue

06.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Instantly disregarded

06.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4751 πŸ” 766 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 32

WAIT THE BEARS ARE TRADING DJ MOORE NOOO AGHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DHS MY LIFE IS OVER I WANT TO DIE

05.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29510 πŸ” 3999 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161

MWM is just smart enough to dress himself in the morning, what is going on in the White House man lmao

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry ma’am you’re too embarrassing to have this job any more. That’s why I’m hiring a 5’7” moron to replace you

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like the east side too but at that point why just move to another fuckin state

05.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wouldn’t mind the burbs but Zoe’s got a residency requirement (and keep pushing Beverly πŸ‘Ž). Thinking about looking in Albany Park West Ridge Tri Taylor maybe. Far NW side if I really had to

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Here's Netanyahu in April of 2015 explaining that Obama is wrong and the alternative to JCPOA is not war with Iran.
Netanyahu: More Iran options

Here's Netanyahu in April of 2015 explaining that Obama is wrong and the alternative to JCPOA is not war with Iran. Netanyahu: More Iran options

It's kinda funny that MattY goes back and forth between getting really angry when someone blames Israel to doing this

05.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œObviously unfair because trans women are men and men are superior to women” buddy I would pay $100 to see you throw a baseball

05.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s really funny for that soft pussy Josh Barro to dive into the debate about trans kids playing sports. Hands down the cisgender man most likely to be beat by a bunch of teenage girls at any sport he’d choose

05.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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josh barro running around a high school calling trans girls "males." the resource officer has been called but josh is too slippery. he's standing on a toilet in the 9th grade annex bathroom.

05.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 31

Yeah, if the block clubs aren’t being truthful about this it isn’t because they are pro-Israel extremists, it’s because they’re a country club of homeowners who think renters are cockroaches and have an extra reason to hate a candidate who moved here last week

05.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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(Also not for nothing but the local IPO used to email these groups pretty frequently to see if there was any collaboration opportunities on civic engagement stuff and this is literally the only response I ever received)

05.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m inclined to believe them considering the kind of campaign Kat is running but it also wouldn’t shock me if they weren’t being 100% truthful. There’s some overlap with the old 48th Ward Dems there and they definitely chose to not bring certain candidates to forums in the past

05.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0