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It's very strange what came out of some lockers towards the end of a deployment.

12.03.2026 06:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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11.03.2026 12:13 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 3

You were on time to relieve us!

11.03.2026 10:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see yer da's a destroyer pre-deployment delay expert now.

11.03.2026 09:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a white shirt is running away from two police officers who are chasing him . ALT: a man in a white shirt is running away from two police officers who are chasing him .

There's a new butty van in town and it's tune is "Yakety Sax".

Alas there is nobody chasing it.

11.03.2026 09:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.03.2026 13:52 👍 747 🔁 264 💬 12 📌 8

If you're on time, you're five minutes late!

11.03.2026 09:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not you BTW @drewlilmo.bsky.social

11.03.2026 05:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I woke up early this morning absolutely seething at a mate I've dreamt about for dicking about and being late for the ferry check in and passport control.

11.03.2026 05:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Noel Edmonds decoupage

Noel Edmonds decoupage

In a Noel Edmonds themed pub.

10.03.2026 16:36 👍 172 🔁 11 💬 34 📌 1
///going.back.home This is the what3words address for a 3 metre square location near Mill Park, Victoria.

Here's a fun game to while away a few hours: find out if you're favourite three word song is actually a place in location finder What3Words. For example, Dr Feelgood's excellent Going Bank Home is just outside Melbourne in Australia (going.back.home) what3words.com/going.back.h...

09.03.2026 16:31 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
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Major Gowen from Fawlty Towers pulling a puzzled face

Major Gowen from Fawlty Towers pulling a puzzled face

Germans now own the Daily Telegraph and Britain’s Eurovision entry is called “Eins zwei drei”

06.03.2026 12:56 👍 82 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 1

The last time I caught one from the beer fest it had the spare tyres on the seats.

06.03.2026 21:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Take or leave the Olympian especially in that livery, but who doesn't love a late bodied Atlantean?

06.03.2026 21:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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JB!!!

06.03.2026 18:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Oh my!!!
Are they as good as in Der Nerderlansh?

06.03.2026 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Forgive us our dropped stitches…

06.03.2026 16:59 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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SWANSEA: Child sent home for being drunk after coming to school as Dylan Thomas for World Book Day A Swansea primary school has confirmed an eight-year-old was sent home this morning after appearing to be drunk while attending World Book Day dressed as Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. The child, who arr…

Lad

06.03.2026 15:34 👍 51 🔁 12 💬 10 📌 4
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06.03.2026 12:38 👍 251 🔁 46 💬 14 📌 0

Oh gosh yes.

Very sorry.

06.03.2026 05:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Eisenhower

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a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' . ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words `` ba dum tsss '' .
05.03.2026 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Two Ronnies sat at a desk reading the news. Papers are on the desk.

The Two Ronnies sat at a desk reading the news. Papers are on the desk.

BBC News - M6 delays in Staffordshire after lorry sheds load of offal - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

05.03.2026 17:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I wonder where he is now......

05.03.2026 15:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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For no particular breaking topical reason, a recent (award-winning) cartoon.

04.03.2026 13:12 👍 1700 🔁 232 💬 42 📌 16
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The best one I saw!

04.03.2026 09:48 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0