I’ve locked interactions on this post because the OP is fiction.
But I want to retain the thread, & here’s why.
I do not dare screenshot the equally-awful emails & other exchanges that I received as a junior faculty member, either directed to me or one of my students.
So this stands in for that.
21.02.2026 13:38
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No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
22.01.2026 01:08
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Letzter Versuch.
Ich habe mich zu erhängen gesucht:
Der Strick ist abgerissen.
Ich bin in’s Wasser gesprungen:
Sie erwischten mich bei den Füßen.
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Ich habe die Adern geöffnet mir:
Man hat mich noch gerettet.
Ich sprang auch einmal zum Fenster hinaus:
Weich hat der Sand mich gebettet.
Den Teufel! ich habe nun alles versucht,
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Woran man sonst kann verderben –
Nun werd’ ich wieder zu leben versuchen: vielleicht kann ich dann sterben.
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Links Ada Christen, 1868. Rechts Dorothy Parker, 1926. Zwei Frauen, ein Gedanke 💡
29.12.2025 14:46
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has anyone written about the process of conversational repair in analog games? specifically thinking about stuff like:
- "i move my meeple 5 spaces" "i think it's 6 spaces"
- "oh, last turn i should've given you an extra 3 tokens. do you want them now?"
- "it's too late now, but for next time..."
11.10.2025 17:21
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Mandrake || PC Gaming Show 2025 Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Failbetter Games
Announcing: Mandrake!
You play the last of the Mandrakes, a sorcerous line of gardeners.
Horticulture is a cursed practice... except to you. Your family line is steeped in the green and growing arts, so you’re able to grow such marvels as: runner beans! Cherry trees! The humble turnip! 🌳
08.06.2025 20:06
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dragon lady next to me at the second life rave was too close and her wings kept clipping through my player model. I didn't mind but she apologied each and every time it happened. chat was filled with hundreds of variations of "oop sowwie >_<!! xoxo" and "uaah! not again! orz" by the end of the night
20.05.2025 17:54
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Können wir bitte einfach jede Diskussion über "historical accuracy" in Videospielen durch Furzgeräusche ersetzen
20.03.2025 20:16
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Man sollte niemandem trauen, der Antifaschismus als Schimpfwort benutzt.
23.02.2025 06:41
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Charles Darwin from @lettersofnote:
I loathe, I abhor the sea and all ships which sail on it. --Charles Darwin to his sister, 4 Aug 1836
I hate a barnacle as no man ever did before -- Charles Darwin to William Fox 24 Oct 1852
I am very tired, very stomachy and hate nearly the whole world. -- Charles Darwin to Thomas Haxley 10 September 1860
I am poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything -- Charles Darwin to Charles Lyell 1 Oct 1861
I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees. -- Charles Darwin to John Lubbock 3 Sept 1862
Legendary hater Charles Darwin
20.02.2025 21:56
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Posters. Stickers. Flyers. “Handbills” although lol nobody says handbills except in academic text. Marking the public space as the home of the public and not the property of the guys who bought up the buildings
15.02.2025 12:10
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🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁
We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive
08.01.2025 17:02
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In 2010, anti-copyright activist Aaron Swartz hanged himself after being prosecuted to the full extent of the law for making copyrighted academic publications freely available. Today, academic publishers are insisting those copyrights be lifted to feed the corporate AI slop machine.
18.12.2024 13:25
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I am thrilled to present Amberspire, a science-fantasy dice city builder. In the glow of a gas giant, roll dice to build a city in harmony with an alien ecology atop the ruins of an abandoned moon.
Wishlist here! store.steampowered.com/app/3350750/...
03.12.2024 15:00
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public trash can with signage: Empfehlen sie mich weiter!
bottle of sriracha mayo with label: I'm so vegan
can of orange juice: recyclez-moi
socks with label: "wash me without your black soks otherwise you'll be messing up my colour palette! (...) let the socks do the talkin'"
🎉 Accepted for publication:
"Voices in the Linguistic Landscape: Anthropomorphization of artifacts and the pronominal construction of speakerhood"
Co-authored by @janapithan.bsky.social and myself, to appear in Linguistic Landscape. Everything you ever wanted to know about talking objects!
26.11.2024 08:47
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Screenshot of Ruth Parry saying, "Thanks to Elizabeth Stokoe's nudge, I’ve got an amount on there. I’m a lefty GC feminist, person who knows women only spaces are important in some but not all contexts, as well as a conversation analyst. I can and will support people with similar views connect in this emerging platform."
A large part of why I've stopped actively working in conversation analysis / #EMCA is because we have senior colleagues like Ruth Parry, Celia Kitzinger, and Sue Wilkinson who openly and proudly embrace being TERFs on social media, and colleagues who see this seem to treat it like business as usual.
16.11.2024 21:53
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I made a castle generator. Refresh the page for a new castle
🔗 - end.city
30.04.2023 21:19
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Heroic Fantasy greift die latent vorhandene Bereitschaft des Lesers auf, die als unbefriedigend
empfundene eigene Situation zu ändern, verhindert jedoch die Einsicht, daß gesellschaftliche
Verhältnisse die eigene Situation bestimmen und daß diese Verhältnisse
durch solidarisches Handeln mit anderen veränderbar sind. Statt dessen werden Ersatzhandlungen
angeboten.
Propagierte Ideologien sind dabei: magisch-mythisches Weltverständnis (Mystifikation
intellektuell erfaßbarer Zusammenhänge); Recht des Stärkeren als Prinzip gesellschaftlichen
Zusammenlebens; Verherrlichung von Gewalt, insbesondere von Totschlag; Unterdrückung
der Frau; Betonung der rassischen Überlegenheit des nordischen Menschentypus;
Fatalismus gegenüber hierarchischen Strukturen und ihren Folgen, etwa Kriegen; Führerprinzip
nach dem Motto: Der größte Schläger und Schlächter soll unser Schicksal bestimmen;
imperialistische Politik als Machtprinzip; Intellektuellenfeindlichkeit.
Eine Frage war eingangs noch offen: Was glorifiziert die Heroic Fantasy?
Es gibt nur ein einziges Wort, das die vorstehenden ideologischen Einzelaussagen
hinlänglich unter einen Hut bringt: Faschismus.
Gerade in der Vorbereitung zu meinem Seminar über Ausschnitte aus einem Artikel von Hans Joachim Alpers, einem der DSA-Erfinder aus dem Jahr 1976 gestolpert.
Dass Alpers immer lieber SF statt Fantasy mochte, auch bei DSA war mir bekannt, aber nicht warum:
28.10.2024 10:25
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Today, the U.S. Copyright Office announced that it would not support the needs of libraries and archives to increase access to video game history, leaving over 87% of classic games legally inaccessible through any practical means.
While we are disappointed, the fight is not over. See our full statement here.
gamehistory.org/dmca-2024-st...
25.10.2024 17:36
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*kriecht unterm Stein hervor* Huch, äh, hallo! Dann muss ich das wohl schnellstens ändern und beitreten :D
03.09.2024 15:16
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Ich flehe die Welt an, bitte endlich zu begreifen, dass ChatGPT keine Datenbank und nicht einmal eine Suchmaschine ist und es wirklich komplett selbstverständlich ist, dass das Ding "Informationen" erfindet, die einfach nicht stimmen und nur dazu dienen, Inhalt nachzuahmen.
26.08.2024 06:40
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Painting of an astronaut floating above a surface of water. The astronaut is surrounded by different kinds of whales that are some how floating in zero gravity. The illustration is painted in watercolour, a blueish grey and a rusty orange.
I was drawing live today at a short panel about whales and what role they (and their language) play in the first contact concept in space. I guess space whales are a thing! So here's my go! I used a super granulating watercolour that seperates into two tones when drowned - loved the experience!
19.07.2024 18:01
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Text of the website publishers weekly: “Ruta Rimas at Putnam has bought, in a six-figure auction, Fear of Falling, a co-created YA graphic novel with text by Suzanne Samin (l.) and art by Amalas Rosa. The book follows two former best friends from the Bronx: Aran, a Syrian American teen grappling with his mother's death, and Tao, a college basketball star with ADHD. When Tao moves back home after getting injured, both must confront the love they thought they'd left behind. Publication is slated for summer 2026; Jennifer Azantian at Azantian Literary Agency did the deal for North American rights.”
A mock cover with Aran and Tao sitting on a roof top, we only see their feet dangling over the wall. In big letters on the house wall we see the title FEAR OF FALLING and “a graphic novel by Suzanne Samin & Amalas Rosa” in small letters underneath
IT’S HAPPENING!
Aran and Tao are coming to a bookstore near you in 2026 🎉
@suziesamin.bsky.social and I are so happy the boys have found a home with Putnam Books and Ruta Rimas, thanks to our agent @jenazantian.bsky.social
We can’t wait to share more with you!
(This is a mock cover!)
10.07.2024 00:09
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Two young people in a kind of embrace. The shorter one, with short dark blue-green hair, a sad look on their face, puts their head on the shoulder of the taller man, their hand loosely grasping his t-shirt. The taller man is also short-haired, blond and has a serious look on his face. One of his hands rests on the head of his partner, the other on his arm. Both are wearing light blue-grey t-shirts. Behind them, and encircling them with their big tails, are two giant fish skeletons. The background is a dark blue-green, almost black, with some lighter water structures in the top part. The painting is done digitally with some brush strokes with visible texture.
"We're doomed. - I know."
Illustration of my OCs Ortwin & Mil! This picture means a lot to me and I hope you like it, too 🌿
04.12.2023 13:58
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I want more people to consider what art means to them without the pressure to impress. How does your hand like to mark a curve? Where does it apply pressure and where does it release? What sorts of shapes are you drawn to? Do you hold your breath when you draw a delicate straight line?
18.02.2024 07:23
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Die Unwilligkeit, die zwei Zentimeter hinter die transparente rechte Politisierung dieser Sprachkritik zu schauen, spricht von der gleichen politischen Unschuld, die jetzt im Entsetzen über die Teilnahme Schröders an dem Massendeportationstreffen zum Ausdruck kommt.
14.01.2024 18:27
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