Lvl.3 Slime

Can you tell I've been playing Poker night at the inventory? What about now?

Misread instructions, shoved power washer nozzle up someone else's ass, please advise

New pokemon looks good

Lmao, I got 3.76 left in the bank. Time to start dropshipping moss for crypto

Sex box one

Me but I'm fatter and gayer and also a slime irl

Me if I was a human and also not as fat (there was no option for fatter sadly) but just as gay
picrew.me/en/secret_im...

So what, the world from yesterday no longer exists, and today's world won't exist tomorrow. Things change, life goes on, nothing has any meaning, and if that's the case then why get negative? Do what you enjoy and be happy until the nukes drop :3

Guys with boot/leg fetishes

the snoofing

I know I'm in the middle of a commission but I still got 2 slots open atm 👀

Almost made an unwise purchase of 50 big ones, then decided to check my bank account and in that time I realised, sometimes buying new things isn't necessary to be happy

(I'm broke af lmaooooo)

Oomf is dead

I try to finish a comm but my pc crashes and wont work for an hour if I change tabs or close the program so I try to take a break with terraria but my pc crashes and wont work for an hour if I change tabs or close the game so I try to finish a comm but my pc crashes and wont work for an hour if I-

I love bullying intolerant people graaah

Lmao, I had barq for like a week before I abandoned it for 3 months, deleted it just last week.

Joke's on you, I'll just respawn 3 minutes later

Haha, I remember someone on twitter who would "call out" artists for "making fat fetish art" so I started following them and would thank them for all the great artists they've been "reccommending", pure positivity only! They denied it at first but stopped posting after a week XD

Tfw you go through oomf's likes to see what kinky stuff they enjoy only to realise so people are actually normal and you're just a pervert :(

👁👄👁

I never said which one 👀

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My favourite kind of furry art is the kind that was made by someone who didn't realise they were making furry art.

Oomf

Wekk ar lwady upur tupoinf isb"ts as baf ad .unr

So, like, if I'm okay with sex but not relationships, does that make me aro ace without the ace? Am I just aro? If I also develop a dynamic personality will I then be able to fly? Are aeroplains just really charismatic aromantics?

The secret third field of medicine *is* also an option

Unironically between exercise+diet+socialising+therapy or drugs/meds depending on what kind of depression it is, and I am not kidding

You get your own teir

Going back to gaming with the homies on skype