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Ok. Ill give microslop this one. Tabs in notepad are pretty nice.

A cozy, living room scene of three characters - two of which are werewolves. One is on the floor, his back resting against the cough with a large bowl of popcorn between his forepaws. There are popcorn crumbs stuck to his nose and scattered about on his chest fur. Despite this, he's looking quite grumpy, likely because of the other two cuddling behind him, therefore ruining his full moon vibe. The werewolf on the couch rests over the human's legs with a peaceful and content look on his face, his head in the young man's lap, who is gently petting him. The window in the background frames a full moon peeking out between stormclouds as rain pelts the glass.

Goddammit. Just realized I had attached the wrong version of the living room werewolf scene. What I get for trying to social media while ill. Fml

An anthropomorphic dog-like character with a sink basin and faucet in their torso holding a plate and a dish rag in a kitchen setting.

i love you sinkdog

The problem that needs solving, that not even the crypto bros could really tackle, is how to extract the value of the crypto and exchange it for a fiat currency that you can buy groceries or pay rent with.

Won't someone go and put them on? It's been a while..

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Being gay also didnt help with the whole "be a fundamentalist Christian preacher" vision my dad (a church elder) had for me.

I was groomed to be a preacher and part of that training was learning to debate other belief systems. And the keystone of debate is understanding. So I studied the other beliefs and came to the conclusion that if everyone thinks they're right, the answer is probably somewhere in the middle.

Sunday is for sinning

I need to get a good range day in and make sure all my shit is zeroed and ready to rock.

Inked 🐤✒️🐘💖🐘

sock desperately trying to tug an encroaching Kite suit off of him. art by imagesofmelon on FA

um... h-help?

A little bit of expanding

should make you play some resident evil

I love getting advertisements for shit I already owned, bought before I ever saw an ad for it. Great marketing, good use of resources there.

Seriously who fucking decided to put the sync/sendreceive button in outlook under the view tab.

Vibe coders are some of the lowest forms of life on this planet.

It is only by the most pedantic of technicalities that they can be called human.

We’ve added some cool ✨new✨ color variants of our standing 2.5 Meter inflatable hyena!

Which one has your heart? 💕

Gotta be a stripy

How I arrived on Bluesky:

Actually, gold comes not from gold mines but gold mimes! *reaches into a mimes ass and pulls out a handful of gold teeth. the mime then smiles a toothless grin*

Arming the laser hair systems.

The UI/UX team for M$ Teams are sociopaths. Or slop AI trained by sociopaths. Tomato 🍅

in other news the $45 no name usb-c KVM actually works correctly with the work laptop and the mac mini. Now to figure out how to cable manage the damn thing in a way that doesn't drive me nuts.

Buy a gun. Use linux.

the argument used to push age verification laws is the same argument used to push gun control. Bullshit legislation that only gives cops and gov't more power without addressing any of the underlying societal issues at all. "think of the kids" is only spoken by fascists and their enablers.

Worst part about this job is there are only 2 bathrooms in the whole facility and they're at opposite ends of the building. If the one closest to me is closed for cleaning I have a half mile round trip walk to the other bathroom.

My dad was a truck driver and my pap was a railroad worker. Gone for weeks at a time. And it's sad to say that I think their marriages were better for it. A lot more stress at home when they each retired in their own time.

I should start pumping my nipples