Joel

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

*watching two of the cattiest bitches to ever live subtweeting each other* you see this is like when true MEN, slap penises,,,

relatedly:

they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak

streaming the non-taylor's version of taylor swift songs in solidarity with executives who are facing unprecedented persecution in these troubling times

I've seen this masterpiece so many times that I can watch this without sound and hear it perfectly synced in my mind

Love the idea of one country drawing a Flo Rida wild card each year, but even more fun if that's AFTER they've submitted their song. Laika Party ft. Flo Rida would be a RIDE.

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

@badempanada.com put it best

it is so amazing that he is just taking a sledgehammer to our capitalist psyops and government restructuring all over the planet. he is so fucking stupid

Fake, there is no way the UK delegation would allow us to experience this much joy

am i going insane or is the ketchup kinda giving saddam hussein hiding spot

NATO can't protect Europe from Russia because the US has defected. The EU can't because UK is no longer a member. The UN can't because of Russia & US.

We need a body with Europe + UK but not Russia + US, with existing admin infrastructure.

What I'm saying is: arm the Eurovision Song Contest.

Huh, that's a shame, I thought he was brilliant at the London Playbook.

I deactivated my account over there a week ago and I don't think I regret it

Nothing more traumatising than checking into a hotel you've booked for a romantic getaway and being greeted by this 😫

JEDWARD write: It's so weird this morning edward broke a bowel at breakfast and then the cocopops went everywhere! (posted 2010)

The moment Twitter peaked

I think one of the biggest flaws with the human condition is if we don't understand the issues we tend to find angry passionate people annoying.

That 'annoyance' overrides our ability to actually empathise, listen, or take them seriously.

Robin Bengtsson looking beyond hot at Eurovision.

🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.
🎵 I can't ('singing') go on.

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

The saying Kant at Eurovision situation - they perform after 21:00, the national commentators are forced to explain that it totally means singing, and the EBU enjoy a distraction from the presumable Israel drama? #eurovision #mesc

google shopping search for "sexy immanuel kant costume"

I wish all
MALTESE EUROVISION ENTRY
a very
GOOD LUCK NEGOTIATING WITH THE EBU -B
#MESC

It’s just bleak that there’s a considerable amount of people who are like “thank goodness the worlds richest human being is stopping the tyranny of the consumer financial protection bureau and that guy who collects atmospheric data”

This has been stuck in my head all morning, I want to sing it at work but I don't want to get fired

THE FOUR RATIOS:

𝗖𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘋𝘰𝘰𝘯'𝘵
💬30 🔄10k 🤍30k

𝗖𝗮𝘁𝘁𝘆
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘔𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘴
💬500 🔄500 🤍10k

𝗛𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆
𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘢𝘴𝘴
💬2 🔄10 🤍5k

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻𝗲𝗱
𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘺𝘱𝘴𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘥
💬12k 🔄5 🤍0

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

like a poem said by a lady in red...

what have you read about the UK? 👀