Aaron DeYoe

Gonna completely ignore the Epstein files like a conservative because I really really really want to keep wearing these socks.

treating women like that smdh

Y’all ain’t ready to talk about the Rick and Morty -> Geese pipeline yet.

You used to be able to tell by the way someone dressed if they liked Arcade Fire. These days? I just don’t know anymore.

Starting a new movement in the vein of flat earthers and antivaxers called “re-believers.” Santa is real and there’s no amount of verifiable evidence to convince me otherwise. Parents putting presents under the tree? Ain’t no way.

Folks are upset about the White House east wing demolition, but honestly I think we should just do the whole damn thing

No one at the Mannequin Pussy show texting their sitters

Everyone at the Rilo Kiley concert texting their sitters to see if their kids are in bed

RT if your tongue has a canker sore on it

RT if your tongue has a canker sore on it

Gotta love big cars that have a lil ladder that goes up the side.

As a graphic designer and design educator with 15+ years of experience, there’s actually a really interesting and technical reason why some people are interpreting the Cracker Barrel rebrand as an affront to their political beliefs, and that reason is because they’re fucking idiots.

Tell me how a land acknowledgment ain’t like a little prayer

Did you know Tame Impala is just three boys in a trench coat?

I’m taking a moment to give thanks for my iphone. lots of funny stuff on the internet and our lives are better with our phones in our hands!

you always hate to see a dead bird on the ground bc they ought to be in the place opposite of the ground

Whenever I look at anyone else’s phone screen, it always looks wrong… font size, color, everything. My phone is the Correct Configuration.

I can’t pay attention during a play because I keep getting distracted by all the people doing stuff on stage

There’s too much music. Life was better when the average person only knew 5 church hymns. Pilgrims didn’t have to care about Turnstile’s new song.

I didn’t even know they were dating

Barfies

Excess is excrement. Excrement retained in the body is a poison.

Changed my Siri to an Australian woman as a small act of resistance. I won’t be a part of your system.

When the books got a map section 😏

I’m usually not scared to fly but I saw that my pilot is wearing skinny jeans

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

You start to feel bad for how bad RFK was trounced at his hearing today, but then you remember that he put mice in a blender, killed a baby bear and dumped it in Central Park, sawed the head off a beached whale, etc.

@tealights.bsky.social how is it today?

Maybe tomorrow. I’ll check back in.

Been out of grad school for 15 years and haven’t heard the word “simulacrum” since. Feels good.