Came downstairs to Daphne shouting “John Mulaney has a treat!”
Came downstairs to Daphne shouting “John Mulaney has a treat!”
The WB23 TV lineup of the 90s was extremely formative and deserves more credit
Movie called WereWaldo … a hard to find wolf on a full moon
28 years later, AI has finally fulfilled the mission of Ask Jeeves.
my plan to get people to start having more kids? make climate change worse. abolish the department of education. also milk is poison
I get jealous when kids are on a track team. I want to do relay races and jump into a pit of sand too.
I’d love to see the singers in Ms. Rachel compete in a season of Survivor
My 1.5-year-old just asked to watch “Mama’s show … Fixy Uppy.”
It’s the award show of the male broach, aka the bro’ch
You can tell my husband spends all his time with a toddler cuz he just said Papa John’s garlic sauce “is a fast train to tummy hurty town.”
Spotify put The Chicken Nugget song on a 2010s playlist with Mitski on the cover
Dude probably used the McDonald's app.
Barbara Kingsolver take note!
the ONLY book that is allowed to give all its characters quirky nicknames is Holes by Louis Sachar
Glen Powell looks made by AI
Made a gift guide on Substack ... does feature small batch Fireball.
mint m&ms deserve to be all year m&ms
Baby is getting good at using the remote. She signed us up for Paramount Plus today.