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Profane arachnid, loves biting, radioactivity and typos.

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You’ve misjudged this badly Ed. This is pointless and no one gives a fuck. We’re more concerned at the cost of living and the wars that are going on.

Fucking badgers, fuck’s sake. What were you thinking?

12.03.2026 00:53 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

The winningest. Bigly.

12.03.2026 00:08 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh. The servile cunt.

12.03.2026 00:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Watching this documentary on the new UK aircraft carrier. So far, it seems that it’s a fucking deathtrap. 🥴🤣

11.03.2026 20:23 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10.03.2026 22:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Omgggg. And your username is one of my fave ever dad jokes!

What do you call a man with no shins…

10.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s exactly what I was about to type! 🤣

10.03.2026 21:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At this point, I think we’re at the stage where if you ask anyone on Earth ‘who’s the biggest cunt on this planet?’ You’ll get the same answer.

10.03.2026 20:24 👍 29 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0
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Ohhhh, this is fucking delicious 🤤🤣🤣🤣

10.03.2026 19:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Life coming at Joey Barton fast. 🤣

10.03.2026 14:59 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Well. This will be awkward. #worldcup

10.03.2026 09:37 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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Taco time again.

10.03.2026 00:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Both Russia and the US may ‘win’ but it will be pyrrhic.

09.03.2026 23:11 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna call it now.

The USA is gonna come out of this war looking weak, just as Russia is against Ukraine.

The game has changed. It’s no longer who has the biggest boomies.

09.03.2026 23:10 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Here. For the lolz.

09.03.2026 22:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Nigel Farage fails to meet Trump after flying to Mar-a-Lago Reform UK leader insists he never planned on meeting the president, despite flying to his resort

In other news, I disagree vehemently
With the King’s decision to house his disgraced brother and will be dining in Windsor tomorrow.

09.03.2026 22:53 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a reason previous administrations didn’t go toe to toe with Iran and used proxies. It costs a fuckload to go against regimes that have most of their GDP going to their military.

09.03.2026 22:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From what I’ve read, it looks like Trump’s ‘tactics’ have basically drained the fuck out of all US military capacity in a matter of days.

The useless, fat cunt has blown military assets as if he was conning a contractor.

09.03.2026 22:35 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Make Americans Grieve Again certainly seems the endgame for Trump in terms of military families.

09.03.2026 22:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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And the sociopath blocked me @46n2ahead.bsky.social

09.03.2026 22:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The arrogance, the generalising, the belittling of other views. You’ve got it down pat my dude.

09.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Again. Sounding like a sociopath.

09.03.2026 22:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Just sayin’

09.03.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounding a bit like a sociopath yourself there…

09.03.2026 21:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Is there a cunthub?

09.03.2026 19:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bit sweeping, had a little read, this one seems ok.

09.03.2026 19:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Feel sorry for Toni’s notifications RN.

09.03.2026 19:17 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Was gonna say, that’s a war crime.

09.03.2026 17:48 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Nothing, but I’ve added my two ‘penneth.

09.03.2026 17:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Lmaoooo.
THEY’RE GIVING IT AWAY FOR FUCKING FREE ON PRIME NOW. 🤣🤣🤣

09.03.2026 17:05 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0