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There is no way you actually believe this though, right? If you do, you can't have been watching English football for very long

24.02.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was his first goal on Sunday the first 'winning' goal he's scored?

24.02.2026 07:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

Anyone got any more Chelsea players crying pics?

03.02.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Can we have a cup of tears, please? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

03.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'd keep both. I think Hincapie has been solid but unremarkable and will only get better

03.02.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That face he is making is the face I make whenever Cucurella is on screen

03.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not at left back

03.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is making a funny face while standing in front of a red wall . Alt: a man in a suit is making a funny face while standing in front of a red wall .

RIP, Isiah Whitlock Jr

30.12.2025 23:24 πŸ‘ 355 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 17

If a British person responds to your opinion with a jaunty 'Fair enough!' then the conversation is over and they think you're a prick.

28.11.2025 09:55 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 8
BBC News article with headline β€œ'I was fined Β£100 for a poo my dog didn't do'”. 

Below it a photo of a woman and her dog in a park next to a poo bin and normal litter bin.

BBC News article with headline β€œ'I was fined Β£100 for a poo my dog didn't do'”. Below it a photo of a woman and her dog in a park next to a poo bin and normal litter bin.

Close up of the dog from the last pic, poker-faced.

Close up of the dog from the last pic, poker-faced.

Virgin Ron, who may or may not have purchased PPV pornography.

Virgin Ron, who may or may not have purchased PPV pornography.

You keep telling yourself that.

29.10.2025 10:06 πŸ‘ 196 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen this game before. We won't wake up until we go 1-0 down. Fulham exploiting the fact our left back is playing up front

18.10.2025 16:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.10.2025 12:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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u/TheArsenal_ on /r/gunners Throwback to Brighton (A) in January, where Saliba touches the ball but the penalty is still given, what’s the difference Jarred Gillett?

Throwback to Brighton (A) in January, where Saliba touches the ball but the penalty is still given, what’s the difference Jarred Gillett? https://redd.it/1nssnjz

28.09.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Deleted and reinstalled and now it shows this

21.08.2025 12:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm having the exact same issue

21.08.2025 12:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Theo Walcott fan, apparently

25.07.2025 10:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This came up in my reels a few days ago & I haven't been able to stop thinking about it

22.06.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 4174 πŸ” 1407 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 105

Saka was smiling as he dinked that other the keeper πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

16.04.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.04.2025 20:41 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Really enjoyed all of Tierney's cameo's this season

05.04.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He reminds me of Wilshere a bit with a) his ability to turn away in tight spaces and dribble through midfield, and b) his willingness to stand up for himself and his teammates against much bigger and more experienced players

27.03.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Miles Lewis-Skelly played more forward passes through midfield into the forwards last night than England did in the entirety of Gareth Southgate's reign #stats

25.03.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As everyone is talking Adolescence this week, what is the Mt Rushmore of 'one continuous shot' scenes in movies?

19.03.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

17.03.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 22587 πŸ” 3510 πŸ’¬ 1044 πŸ“Œ 381
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Benny Blanco with a shithousing masterclass to get Vinicius Jr sent off in the bernabeu is it?

#arsenal

12.03.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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??

04.03.2025 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IN BRUGES was released 17 years ago this week. Acclaimed as one of the great black comedies of the century and the film that kick started the McDonagh/Farrell/Gleeson triumvirate, the making of story is as beautiful as the city it’s set in…

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13.02.2025 12:00 πŸ‘ 340 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 19

Whenever anyone demonstrates knowledge about anything - " check out the big brain on Brad, you a smart motherfucker"

27.12.2024 00:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"clever girl"

27.12.2024 00:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0